Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

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TrueTriage 16

Who can honestly say there isn't something awesome about watching giant robots fight and blow stuff up? Yeah that's a win-win relationship

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Osito2011 9

Hey! If op doesn't want here, I'll take her.

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sublimaze 6

Definitely. Especially if she pulls out a ***** that transforms into a power tool.

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pokefan813 16

Don't be an ass, op. everyone has a weird fetish. You just have to find it. There is no such thing as a "normal fetish". Even a sexual attraction to breasts is peculiar in some countries.

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bondgirl69 5

I'm glad to know that am Not the only girl that feels that Way. I love transformers

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Keepers were Tonka, not Hasbro. You're confusing your '80s toys.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Funny how i JUST finished watching Transformers...think i'm in love with him too ;D Yep. We're all lunatics.. Well... At least me and her.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

^ -plays fast tempo on guitar for chipmunk-

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silvereye12 7

I'm more of a Sideswipe/Sunstreaker girl myself lol

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silvereye12 7

What's wrong with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe? I'm trying to figure out how I got a thumbs down lol

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icecreamdriveby 5

Possibly because your comment was irrelevant to the post you replied on, and kinda ruined the "me" chain that they had going..

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silvereye12 7

That makes sense. People can be weird about that stuff.

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RussianFox 13

106- "people can be weird about that stuff" You're the only weird one for posting something that wasn't even relevant.

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Harpy20 24

Well I think Zero-suit Samus is smoking, but you don't hear me throwing that out there... Dammit.

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rachie434 8

I like bumblebee personally so I guess I'm a lunatic as well lol

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silvereye12 7

So...saying which transformers I'm a fan of in the transformers related post is irrelevant?

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ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

So many men want their girls to fantasize about evil robots when they have sex?

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license2chill 5

At least she is not fantasizing about other dudes, think about it this way

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mishkaroni 15

Straight up! That was exactly what I was going to say :) I was more of a prime girl myself, but when megatron wakes up and is all 'i am megatron' wow

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

You know, as he cums he could shout "I'mma firing ma lazer!!" That would really get her going! Everyone has their hidden fantasies. :P

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A7X313 6

Dude, don't complain. I wish I had a girlfriend like that.

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Dracoboxer357 35

75- Now that's just sad, way to kill the humour vibe. :( Bleh.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

78- how is wishing having a girlfriend killing the "humour vibe"?

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Tsunami87 17

Maybe she just likes a bit o the ol mega troner boner. You could do some transformers role play haha

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onlychildFTW 33

She couldn't handle that troner boner. Haha.

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witchdoctor1 9

Can only imagine... "babe i"m going to shove my prime up your ironhide and make you starscream". Dear god help us all >.

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clairelolz 5

Oh man Megatron is so cute how could she not have a crush? Lol

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tne201992 12

Please read it again..

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Dracoboxer357 35

8- My toaster's kinda cute, being all shiny sleek black. Wondering if I should have sex with that.....? ;P

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Queen_of_Night 20

You could, but I'm not sure the burns would be worth it. At least you'll know when it's finish!

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tne201992 12

Okay, I made one ****** mistake! I guess I was the who had to read it again. I admit I was wrong.

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kakarot2 11

Well, go Megatron on her ass and tell her to DO as you command!

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trippythehippy 6

The correct response was You have a crush on him? Me too! But you can't have him. He's mine! At least then you would be rid of her.

TwitchingNebula 17

4 more thumbs down and we can be rid of your comment...

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