Force of habit
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Apeldoorn
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Apeldoorn
Sure...."unintentionally"
Yeah that's it, "unintentionally". That's why this FML was listed under "intimacy" and not "health".
I wonder how the doctor felt
LOL Op you weird ******.
Where both of the docs hands on your shoulders.
Nothing wrong with a little pleasure. Who cares!
It is a good way to even things out and make it equally awkward for the doctor.
116- What are you 12? Who says butt faces??
118- he probably actually IS 12... He's a guy and he doesn't know what a prostate exam is... I mean don't most men know that?
Actually, a prostate exam commonly gives men erections and/or just plain feels good. The male g-spot is very close to the prostate. One way a doctor can help alleviate a really bad case of "blue balls" is by stimulating the process until the man ejaculates. OP probably couldn't help it.
Hippocratic oath?
Can you call that a Freudian Slip?
Actually, you can call it that. A Freudian slip, also called parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed"), subdued wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis.
Lol
Only if he's anal retentive.
80- I don't think that googling "Is it a Freudian slip if you moan while a doctor is probing your anus" is going to return a whole lot of results.
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Show it anywayNot only is that inappropriate, but it's extremely unprofessional and would no doubt get her fired if someone were to find out. I hate to be a buzzkill, but save the sexy nurses for ****, and not a real life doctors office.
A medical professional would know he isn't gay just because he enjoyed the feeling of pressure on his prostate. As a nurse, I am aware most men do enjoy that if it is done right. Don't assume because that makes an ass out of u.......
Moaning from having a finger put up the ass from a girl wouldnt be gay, its where the male g-spot is, so it would be understandable. But OP was obviously getting it from a dude, thats why its a fml.
#26 i think you need to grow a pair, my mate has been ******* his female doctor for a while now and she gives him access to steroids because of that.
well the male g spot is in the butt . although i wish i never knew that fact .
I was just stating a fact. People shouldn't always assume. By the way, there's absolutely no need to be rude
Sounds like the start to one of those **** movies...
Exactly.
A moan could possibly be passed off as a groan of discomfort. The real question is did woody come by?
131- you're 14. I don't want to know what you named your dick. Thanks.
Tell us, we'll keep a secret
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Sure...."unintentionally"
Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.