Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
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DocBastard 38

Well that'll make your next dinner party awkward. It's probably bad that she was giggling rather than gasping in awe.

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thosedogtags 8

Your wife is sneaky.. Although, I wouldn't want my best friend seeing my husbands junk... Maybe it's her way of wanting a threesome?! Get it son! (;

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Aloyese 11

Hey! At least you have them something to laugh about for months! Or years..

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ry24 12

Either way it will certainly make for an awkward relationship with the wife's friend

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gc327072 30

Centuries eh? Perhaps by 2340, we'll all get "Skype flash day" off. Yay holidays!

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DudeEvil 22

Well, his wife doesn't seem to mind. Give her friend a good show, OP, and make it awkward for her instead. XD

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DocBastard 38

Well that'll make your next dinner party awkward. It's probably bad that she was giggling rather than gasping in awe.

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Pleonasm 35

They'll be serving cocktail sausages and gherkins to take the piss out of him, if you get my ****-t

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Bakarra 22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Bakarra 22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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thosedogtags 8

Your wife is sneaky.. Although, I wouldn't want my best friend seeing my husbands junk... Maybe it's her way of wanting a threesome?! Get it son! (;

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bamagrl410 31

What I don't understand is how OP didn't notice the Skype screen. When you're on a laptop, the webcam faces you. And if it was left open to where he was on camera, I'd think he'd notice someone's face across a screen... No? Just me?

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OuchAndGoodfight 5

You can be video chatting with someone and have the screen to see them minimized or hidden while having yours maximized.

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thosedogtags 8

You can have the actual Skype screen(s) minimized while still being on camera..

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hendix 17

Ya I agree there, a computer screen is obvious! I doubt he was paying attention to it at all until he heard the giggles. I say go for the threesome ;)

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wjh100 13

clearly states in the fml she shut her laptop. so either she has a separate webcam or this fml is fake

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felipe87 2

Sounds like the wife was setting him up, possibly for a threesome

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thosedogtags 8

Isn't that what I just said...?

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Snowkeys 11

Why do I have the feeling your wife knew she left Skype on. Lol.

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FarFromSocial 9

What was your first clue?

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TheManager 6

Why do I get the feeling that you're Sherlock Holmes?...

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lambda_fml 40

#27 Because you are using an overused comment phrase inappropriately.

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FarFromSocial 9

It's elementary my dear Watson.

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Snowkeys 11

I re-read the Fml. It appears that I may be sherlocks distant mentally challenged cousin. Haha I apologize.

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21jason 9

Sherlock Holmes actually never said "it's elementary my dear Watson "

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Pleonasm 35

FML has a quota to fill in generic replies or else the site funding from GenericGen™ phrase generator is cut.

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lambda_fml 40

#20 I would like to contribute to the site's funding by writing another generic comment: F Your Life OP!

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garrett1999o3 16

It seems that the people on Fmylife.com know more grammar then me.FML?

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gc327072 30

Or, my personal fav, (and the reason I no longer moderate) is this: "Today, my life sucks FML" I mean, SERIOUSLY?!

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lilhellian 26

I'm just wondering why she left the laptop open.. Could be a hint?

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Catkam623 27

I don't know?maybe a threesome/sarcasm

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Mikeskinner 7

Well. Sharing is caring!

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lilhellian 26

Naw! That couldn't possibly be why it's on FML! I thought he was just sharing the back story to a threesome!

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Bakarra 22

It's not like it matters, everyone knows alot of girls tell their friends about how good her boyfriend is in the sack. Shame on your wife for leaving the speaker on though, sneakyness failed.

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VannahJane 17

The way i read it, i was led to assume the wife meant for her friend to see it and wanted her husband to notice

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Bakarra 22

I could see that but to me if it was meant to be a joke then the wife would have said something after instead of letting it become an fml-worthy situation as the husband clearly felt it was

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VannahJane 17

I guess either way is possible, we wont really know.

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Bakarra 22

Maybe we will get a follow up but yea otherwise you are correct ma'am

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