Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Surprised indeed

Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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Deez nutz hurtz

By Anonymous - 11/03/2020 15:01

Today, I was about to have sex with my wife, so I walked into our room naked, but then whacked myself in the nuts with the door handle as I attempted to close it. She can't stop laughing, and I can't sit down. FML

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A heads up next time maybe?

By Bob - 07/04/2020 02:00

Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

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Sexy time

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:52

Well that'll make your next dinner party awkward. It's probably bad that she was giggling rather than gasping in awe.

thosedogtags 8

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:53

Your wife is sneaky.. Although, I wouldn't want my best friend seeing my husbands junk... Maybe it's her way of wanting a threesome?! Get it son! (;

Comments

whY402Jay 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:31

Maybe your wife was showing off your junk.

tararochelle 18

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:50

I'm guessing she left it on to continue her conversation after she went to the bathroom... Shutting him down without having to say no. She was just already in the middle of something! Probably didn't think he'd jerk off in the mean time!

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:51

Hmm. I'm pretty open but I'd actually be really annoyed if my boyfriend did something similar to me. That's a bitch move unless she knows for a fact that you wouldn't be really embarrassed by it. I'd keep an eye on her, OP. Hopefully this was just her idea of a prank which she thought you'd be okay with and she's not into humiliating you for her own amusement.

Sick_Nature 11

Tuesday 19 March 2013 22:23

Should've kept jerking it.

noelasis94 18

Tuesday 19 March 2013 22:36

You could have started singing to her feeling good feeling great how are you?

buddy51 23

Tuesday 19 March 2013 23:07

OP- the operative word in this FML is "jerk", which is what your wife made you look like! She knew and did it to crush your ego and humiliate you so she can have cruelty-sex with you!!

Vickyh46 8

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:09

Well that's awkward, huh? Sucks to be you!

000lizzy000 13

Wednesday 20 March 2013 1:26

Obviously deserved it, especially if you knew your wife was chatting

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:13

I also think your wife did this on purpose. I don't know if she wanted to troll you or if it was her way to tell you to have a threesome wiyh her best friend.

wvcheesehead1 9

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:23

This could lead to a threesome. Next time maybe your wife will go to her friends house invite someone else and all 3 of them can watch you tug McGraw on Skype.