By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
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niallo 23

I hate speaker phone. I always tell people when they're on it.

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jerzjay 17

Next time just surprise him with it...Guys are visual and hands on learners, **** the whole imagining it while you're not there crap

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Mauskau 35

9, you're probably very boring to be with if it's difficult for you to use your imagination.

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jerzjay 17

#26, absolutely not lol. find me and I'll gladly prove you wrong celebrating your day with great birthday sex ;)

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EphMi 5

if you guys must know, its running the alphabet on her ********.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

I literally rubbed my eyes in disbelief at #30's comment. Then I re-read to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Highly inappropriate.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

What I really want to know is what OTHER embarrassing things OP said over the phone before she realized she was on speaker!

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cyttex 13

#31 a is for Alfred b is for bat and so on.

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illegalbeagle69 23

I found it! I am the world's greatest detective.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Were you reading Cosmo?...

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PossiblyInDanger 24

Good to know your boyfriend trusts his sister enough to let her listen in on your calls.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Her boyfriend's sister could have just walked by at the right time to overhear their conversation.

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niallo 23

I hate speaker phone. I always tell people when they're on it.

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95DeVille 13

Well at least now you have a good review for the act before you try it.

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sterling1113 15

Cause all the good reviews on the internet, which made it popular, weren't valid. I just think it's awkward that it was his sister that said that.. I wouldn't want to listen to those types of conversations involving my brother.

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95DeVille 13

I try not to believe most things on the internet actually. If I did then I would have microwaved my phone to charge it like the OP in that older FML.

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gjikvtj 18

You don't know if it was sarcastic... It's the hot sister!

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Flowtastic 16

Totally, love it when replies totally don't make.... SQUIRREL!

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gjikvtj 18

Oh I read it wrong damn it

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MisterEx 28

We share the same name (different spelling) so by the same name unwritten rule I have to explain to you my brother in names that no, she said it sarcastically.

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Rizzen 27

im sorry, who just randomly puts people on loud speaker like that though?

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Maccaroney 11

I'd like to see you strap into motorcycle boots with one hand.

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meatyowllegs 11

If you're strapping into motorcycle boots, you may as well hang up seeing as you'll be driving soon anyway.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

#35 I doubt that that was why OP was on speaker mode.

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1234ideclare 7

just remember erotic asphyxiation killed David Carradine from Kill Bill.

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