We're bad at this
By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 20:24 - United States - Chandler
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YDI
fyl OP, that must've sucked
Nope, she didn't even suck.
Don't have a one night stand then? Then it may be what you're hoping for
Key words you hooked up with a chick from a club.
Most awkward eye contact ever made, probably happened in that time.
Can I say I love you? Hahaha
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Show it anywayThis one doesn't sound like it's his fault.. He was doing all of the work. She was being a starfish
its her fault she should have put more effort in.
My first thought was 'maybe she's just really, really drunk'. Or possibly drink spiked? I dunno, I'm sure OP is a nice guy...but it does sound a bit dodgy. I think I'd be more concerned about if she was okay. Hopefully he's just exaggerating a bit.
Why haven't you told her ? If she thinks it's healthy and normal, she will continue :c
Because it was most likely just a one night stand.
At least she wasn't actually a corpse?
Plot twist! OP is actually DMX! "Got blood on my dick cause I ****** a corpse" - DMX "Bring Your Whole Crew"
Ted Bundy would have loved it
I can agree with that
Well, at least you'll never see her again, and it'll make for a funny story after like twenty beers, cause you're gonna need them to forget that.
She was just being lazy... Wanted you to do all the work
Run. Run away.
Run, Forrest, run, from this stupid comment.
So when girls do that do they seriously just lie there and do nothing at all? No reactions, no nails, nothing? I'd stop straight away if I had no reaction and ask them to move. "Your turn."
Keywords
At least she wasn't actually a corpse?
At the rate the post was going I truly thought he was going to say "and then I discovered she really was dead. FML"