We're bad at this

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 20:24 - United States - Chandler

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Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML
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everton99 16

At the rate the post was going I truly thought he was going to say "and then I discovered she really was dead. FML"

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captainsmegma 12

But you had sex! ! Not all sex will be great sex.

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Vickeh 15

At least you didn't end up as a necrophiliac

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PokeZilla 9

Maybe she did that on purpose so she could leave. Then faked believing your story as a add on. But FYL.

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soldier084 11

maybe she's use to "bigger" guys

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SaucyGirl106 18

poor girl was probably thinking of England! YDI though. You got that far with her, what was a second or two more to ask her to do something to you that made her feel good? maybe she would've got more into it and you'd have benefited as well.

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Miss_Scarlet 9

Men who only have one ******** don't typically ejaculate during an ******, so botched vasectomy is plausible. You just have just jerked off on her face since she didn't seem objectionable.

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kalbrek009 20

My younger brother & a neighbor we knew years ago each only have one ********...idk where you got your info from but neither of them have ever had issues with that, as both of them have 2 kids each..can't make babies without ejaculating during sex...unless you are the rare one who's had that problem....I'd say maybe you're lying...lol

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TisAPenguin 16

One of the many reasons not to hook up with randoms.

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ToxicTyrael 26

My exgirlfriend was like that, and when I asked her what happened she said "nothing what do you mean?" I found out that she did this to everybody and it was jusr her way of enjoying sex. Maybe it's the same here.

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