By Anonymous - 27/01/2015 01:43 - United States - Richmond

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Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

That's not a good sine. You might want to go off on a tangent and discuss manners with her.

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muzy 23

And that should have been your cue to turn around and leave her to her own devices, OP! Nothing more infuriating then an idiot with an imperious personality.

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riddle143 15

#1 that would've been a good comeback. I'd say "you normally have to pay for the hot tutors, if I was hot do you think I'd be working for free?"

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XxNekoLovexX 26

And you should have replied "And I hoped you wouldn't be such a little bitch, but we don't all get what we hoped for." :D

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iwanttogotoparis 26

No wonder she need help with calculus, she probably only cares about dating and will probably end up a in a bad positing

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Exodiafinder687 58

That's not a good sine. You might want to go off on a tangent and discuss manners with her.

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teentee401 36

I came here to comment something clever, but after seeing this, what's the point?

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Exodiafinder687 58

Well if you can write a third joke for me I will cosine it.

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Zebediabolical 39

I wanted to be work all the angles and maybe be complementary. With something like 'My, you're looking mighty acute today!' Yeah, I know it's geometry not calc, but hey.

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201chasew 22

It's okay #25. you tried, but puns just exceed your limits.

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bluebluhblou 15

It's OK to be a little squared when you try to derive a math pun out of a limited number of puns. you can get confused and miss the point sometimes.

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katachristic 19

It's okay 22, puns can be triggy.

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pandalover69 26

I'm sorry but the way you spelled sign is really bugging me. I have never seen it spelled that way before, sadly it's one of those dumb words you can't really sound out. Good advice though.

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Zebediabolical 39

I can't tell if this is the best troll ever or if it's just plain stupidity.

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KellyTheBroker 7

I'm trying to derive a joke here, but I've lost my chain of thought.

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tantanpanda 26

33, 35 and 54 are the only calc based puns, but hey, I love math puns! 49, don't hate, integrate.

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The_Sadist 13

I see 2 options. 1) "Good, then you won't be distracted and we can focus on the math." 2) just do the slow up and down, nod..."Yeah....me too..."

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cheeeksss 29

The second option sounds extremely tempting... But OP may be a kinder person than me and go with option 1.

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tygerarmy 35

I would've said, "you hoped I be hotter, but then by your wording still think I'm hot, let's plot my hotness for when the H is greater than 0 but less than 10"

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Person58 17

A: Yeah well I kinda hoped you wouldn't be a bitch...

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cheeeksss 29

So weird. I might think these things, but wouldn't have the audacity to say it out loud. Especially in front of the other person like that. Like how can people behave this way? It's astounding...

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Brandi_Faith 33

I completely agree. I don't understand how people say this stuff out loud to someone else. Yes, we all may think it, but to say it to someone else's face? Crazy.

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exoticwaved 9

You'll be surprised at the shit people say to strangers, especially in big cities like DC or New York.

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prostar9993 15

I'm sure she will like you a lot more when she is working at McDonald's and posting fml's all day complaining about her life while you get somewhere with yours.

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