We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

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Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML
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organizse 28

Bang on the walls and tell him "I can do better"

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julianbozikovic 20

Leave a sex tip book for your neighbor on his door! I think he'll get the hint :D

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organizse 28

Bang on the walls and tell him "I can do better"

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bigmanfrmltlrock 5

best come back!!!

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BlondePsycho 43

Which better? The faking or the pleasing his girlfriend better?

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LeashaJoy5595 28

This is like double insult. I mean telling a guy that he isn't any good and then as a woman saying you could better... I'd like an open wound with a side of lemon please, thanks.

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kewpiesuicide 29

I'm a woman and I can say that I could do better. Maybe I'm biased but a woman knows what a woman wants.

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xx000o 27

Bang on the wall and tell her to STOP FAKING IT.

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WhatsYOURname6 25

Nothing worse than a woman faking an ******. Dramatic!

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Steve95401 49

Not having sex at all is a lot worse than faking an ****** during sex.

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BlindlyWandering 17

Except the man being unable to make her achieve a real one.

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ElectroThunder28 16

Not always about being unable to, 29. Some guys don't care

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BlondePsycho 43

A guy friend told me a joke once that went: "Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care." But thats the same punchline to "Why do guys send women dick pics?"

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slackerjoe 22

Some women are just very vocal. Just because she is moaning or even screaming doesn't necessarily mean its fake, or even an ******. Maybe she just wants to let him know that he's doing it right.

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higgysaurus 18

Under the threat of sounding like an idiot, can someone please explain how you can tell so clearly? :)

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JohnForge 13

How do men "fake" an ****** exactly?

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icedexplosion 19

Earplugs are always good friends in these situations :)

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militarybrat 21

Ive tried earplugs for other reasons but could never hear my alarm clock. It Might not be an option for op.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Time to find a new apartment...

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Amanyyyyyy 29

Follow Sheldon's advice and get noise-canceling headphones :)

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julianbozikovic 20

Leave a sex tip book for your neighbor on his door! I think he'll get the hint :D

268 6
hamrtym 15

Leave her a performance review and under the oral communication category write, needs to be more sincere.

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CAC_Boomerang 24

If I were in this position, I'd buy a"Sex for Dummies" book and give it it him. Heck, throw in a card with "Erections need direction!" Written in it as a motive to read the book.

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Econforthwin 15

She should try to mimic her. That would be funny, "stop copying me!!"

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EvilLittleGirl 24

that's actually nice of you in a weird twisted way..

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mishwarner 14

He/she is most concerned about the apparent lack of enjoyment

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EvilLittleGirl 24

#44 #48 OP gets the struggle of faking an ****** and actually feels sorry for the girl. That is how.

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Scorpio1691 29

Or tell her not to be so obvious in her moaning.

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JKPwnage 27

Blast your favorite annoying music through the walls (preferably while they're banging)

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UhHuhHoney 20

Cheap 70's **** music

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clickme 17

So what if she's faking or not? Stop being so nosy and Whiney

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Kazze 31

It's not being "nosey" when you can hear it loud and clear through the wall. As for the "whiny" part: it wasn't whiny at all. Do you even know what the point of FML is? Lastly: Welcome to the community. Now stop being an ass.

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