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He was basically the challenger mission. Too soon?
talk about crash landing...
Not soon enough
IMO, yes, way too soon
Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.
Don't worry about first times. most people are extremely nervous.
"Common bro, couldn't get it up? Gotta hit the gym more and quit being a bitch." -- Shirtless, Flexing FML Profile-Picture Douchebags
It's totally fine, 15-year-old girls don't gossip about things like this all the way until they graduate.
Was that before or after the second thrust?
This exact same thing happened to me last december
pilot error?
I'm sure there's been worse first times. Still it does suck - though it can only get better from here.
First times are generally supposed to be terrible - at least you got a funny story to tell out of it. It'll get better from here :)
Maybe next time he can keep in in the air longer before cumming to a landing
That's actually hilarious, I would laugh it off ?
Would you? Would you really?
I actually would
Really? The question mark might be misleading.
First times always suck, especially if you are with an inexperienced partner. Sex can be overhyped and usually never lives up to your expectations the first time. But practice makes perfect, and hopefully he was respectful enough to make it up to you a different way ;)
Keywords
"Prepare for take off."
Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.