Happy Valentine's Day

By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36

"Prepare for take off."

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pizzafrommars 14

Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.

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xoxoblondee 31

Let's hope next time the pilot comes prepared for a much longer flight.

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dantee2005 33

Doesn't matter had sex

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420west 4

damn, u needta find a man with a lil more class...... shouldnt b too hard, the bar seems to b set quite low

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clairesucks 37

* Damn, you need to find a man with a little more class.......shouldn't be too hard, the bar seems to be set.

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Rkikkas9713 25

If you're going to correct someone else's grammar, at least have proper grammar yourself. At the very least correct everything and don't leave out the last few words.

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clairesucks 37

I apologise, I'm using the app and those words didn't come up. I only found out when I checked the website and the whole comment came up. But your right I try too hard

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thatsme293 28

Looks like the pilot got the hell out of that cockpit.

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worldclassrager 39

Does he want to become a pilot or something?

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vikky538 28

You have know OP... Some flights land before they take off...

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RedPillSucks 31

Just like when food hits the ground, there should be a 5 second rule when losing your virginity.

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GreyJedi 10

It seems he followed the 5 second rule.

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JKPwnage 27

So you have to eat it right after you drop it?

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