Intimacy: Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant....

By padthaimeanoose - 19/07/2015 03:29 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML

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Same thing different taste

By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

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Denial

By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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Impressive, dude

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 15:00

Today, I was on a first date at high-end Indian restaurant. I tried to impress my date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu, only to find out it was way too hot for me to handle. I ruined the entire meal by coughing, choking, and drinking five gallons of water with tears streaming down my face for at least 40 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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By shithappens - 31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2018 03:00

Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML

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shewenttojareds 16

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:07

Well at least now you guys have a good memory of eachother, you won't forget eachother. Lol

Ozzien 26

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:07

Aww, what bad luck. Hopefully you get a second chance!

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shewenttojareds 16

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:07

Well at least now you guys have a good memory of eachother, you won't forget eachother. Lol

clairesucks 37

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:12

I'm not sure good is the right word for it. They sure won't be forgetting each other anytime soon though

ukeandfoodislife 19

Sunday 19 July 2015 18:43

I think what #1 means isn't "good" referring to a positive connotation. They might mean "good" as in they have a detailed memory of them.

Ozzien 26

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:07

Aww, what bad luck. Hopefully you get a second chance!

interesting33 36

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:08

Just say you feel unwell and could you rearrange? :)

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 19 July 2015 18:52

Agreed... No need to pretend you were fine when y'all had food poisoning! Especially when both of y'all were sick.

shortswimmer17 28

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:08

Hopefully you guys had a nice date apart from that :)

fmypatheticlife 15

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:09

Sounds like a shitty situation.

Rkikkas9713 25

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:12

Someone always has to do it. You make me sick.

jerryj 27

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:15

Look at #5's username and suddenly you are not surprised that he's the one who said it.

limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:09

That's a great way to bond :)

achoo123 13

Sunday 19 July 2015 18:54

Yeah she shouldn't worry about it. He's probably thinking, "man I went on a date with this great girl and ended up poisoning her. I hope she still likes me and gives me another chance." :)