By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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missyfiona89 28

Where can we read what she wrote?

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jtfrisch 22

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

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SadLittleTurtle 11

Good. If your girlfriend seems unsatisfied, the commenters might point out what you're doing wrong.

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MRSwick2525 23

Its the EX-GIRLFRIEND!!!! And usually Erotica is not written to complain about unsatisfactory sex.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

No, no, no. even if (especially if) he fails in bed it is a private matter between him and then girlfriend and he does not deserve to be scrutinised by horny randomers. (I know my thing says male but I am female, just in case anyone thought I was biased )

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xoxoblondee 31

I once wrote erotica about me and the 11th doctor. His bow tie really gets me going.

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xoxoblondee 31

That's a matter of opinion. I like 11 most. Some like 10. Whatever flies your tardis

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MandieL 27

My Neice and I argue over it lots. I'm in love with the 10th, and she the 11th.

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gallifreyanqueen 10

Both are oddly attractive in their own right!

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xoxoblondee 31

11 was my first; you never forget your first.

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jtfrisch 22

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

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vikky538 28

What if everyone criticises OP on the internet

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Xeebar 28

Hey. Think of it this way. If you were great in bed then you have nothing to worry about! This *is* FML though... Hm...

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hoosiergirl94 31

It's not about the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean

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bandaidstations 28

You can't cross the Pacific Ocean in a canoe though.

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13ky13 20

It's tough to get to England in a row boat.

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phreaker913 21

it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm

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