Alone time

By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 12:12 - Philippines - Quezon City

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Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML
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pokemyeyes 23

"Polishing his wand" *gag* Graphic choice of words there op

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JMichael 25

never laughed so hard. thank you

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syki 22

I don't know why the dad didn't expect it. The **** star was do loud, you could hear Hermione from the stairs.

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kyrisonfusion 22

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Emirac 10

Hey #18 it's legit. He could've used a memory charm like obliviate to erase the memory of seeing it.

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higgysaurus 18

That sorta sounded like #3 meant seduction....

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tantanpanda 26

#27, if that were the case, this fml wouldn't exist.

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Emirac 10

I know #27. It's called a sense of humor, not point out the obviousness of something that doesn't even exist in the first place. I thought the fml community was supposed to understand jokes.

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drunkmunkey 24

that's only before sex, afterwards if they don't want another kid It's fetus deletus

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wolf12king 12

It's the internet there is something for everyone. No matter how obscure. Rule 34.

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Driving_Gaming 22

Rule 34. If it exists there is **** of it. No exceptions.

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EvilTurtle 35

So you're saying that if I look hard enough, I can find rug ****?

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ThatHorse 15

Yes you can #20 Rule 34's only exception is for things that are new to the internet (ie less than 12 hours old)

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KatieKoala 19

You probably can find rug ****, you just need to put your mind to it

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Bibblejomin 18

Also, Rule 35: If there's no **** of it, it WILL be made.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

So if it applies to everything that exists, does that mean there's **** of ****?

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mjmaher81 5

Of course! erm, I mean... Probably, yeah.

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pokemyeyes 23

"Polishing his wand" *gag* Graphic choice of words there op

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AnOriginalName 19

"Gag." great choice of words there.

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WitEluded 13

If you can get past the awkwardness, I feel like there is a lifetime of jokes to be made here.

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elcee1987 18

If I were OP I would spend a lifetime trying to not ever bring this up, ever again.

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ScottVining 21

Hopefully you had your cloak of invisibility on because that would be an awkward encounter.

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