By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15

She should've followed it up with, "Also, I'm not going to be mean like you; I'm gonna share mines!"

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marijuanasmoker4 3

Your daughter just made my day.

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Shootamonkey3 0

11 - I don't get why people say that. I never laugh or say this FML made my day because it didn't. I've only smirked at ONE FML. Some people are weird :P

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sourgirl101 28

Keep in mind, 11 is probably high.(:

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Some of us are easily amused, which helps cuz if I wasn't my boring life would be purty depressing! :D so lots of simple stuff can make my days(: And I'm lucky(:

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_Itz_Meena_ 0

34: same here! :D

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penguinonastairc 0

At least she didn't say, "I want to have big junk like mommys' when I grow up!"

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jjmierau 0

This sounds like scene off of the Pacifier..

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CheckMyProfile 17

well I guess it's time to start fitness. : )

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GumbetGirl 1

I love that film!!! and I agree, it does!!! Mmmm.. vin diesel!!

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futtbuck101 1

I find this difficult to ********** to..

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

16 u must be miserable because this was funny

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Sheepish 0

16 is right. I was thinking the exact same thing...who actually laughs out loud or even smirks at FMLs. They're entertaining, yeah, but not "make my day" funny.

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

159 I lol all the time when reading fmls, I've seen a Fml where op was reading fmls and loled during a lecture on slaves. Lighten up and laugh it won't hurt I promise.

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CitrusGirl 0

Beg to differ. I think it tastes nasty. But if little girls are jealous of your breasticles, taste doesn't matter anymore.

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Tuesdays76 0

Let's just pretend she said that because OP has such huge pectorals.

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mmedeiros14 0

Slimfast actually doesn't make you skinny by itself you still need to exercise a lot it just makes you eat less. Btw your the only person I've seen say pectorals instead of pecs.

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OMG_N3RD 0

Slimfast doesnt make you skinny

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Priscilla43 2

**** you Fucken china girl no one Fucken cares!!!!!

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franniedottp 8

what about you for being a ******* racist bitch?! is there something WRONG with being Chinese? ******* sunbathed like you piss me the hell off

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shulgafish 0

they see me trollin' they hatin'

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FML_Sidewayz 0

Oh, man, that's gotta suck!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, I bet they wrap around to....

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number1beaner 0

hey at least you always have pair of **** to play with haha you have to look at the glass half full

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msmandy 0

hahaha well maybe somebody needs to loose a few?? ;)

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Nimmrodel 11

Or have breast reduction surgery. will help his back to.

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

maybe he is a juicehead and has huge pecks

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staceysgenesis16 0

yeah .. dont complain and loose some weight .. lol

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MisherzzSquisher 0

Awww lol thats really cute!

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fjretsel 1

you can go bra shopping and trying then out together with her when she's in her teens, dad. way to go.

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