By rkbkate - 11/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Phenix City
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This was my post thanks for all the comments guys Haha my brother has a rude awakening coming soon Haha and he is no longer able to touch my keys.
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He didn't even put it on a steak first?
I know me saying this doesn't make it any better BUT at least he didn't spray it in your eyes. FYL.
Spray your brother in the eyes while he's taking a shit. If he asks why you did that, tell him it's because you wanted to see if it was real.
#27, while the pepper extracts used in pepper spray are natural, additives such as UV die are in the final product and are not for consumption.
#65- what if you want a nice even tan on your bowels?
#85, the UV die is so the police can identify an attacker up to 48 hours after being sprayed using a black light. What you said makes absolutely no sense. Have you been drinking pepper spray by any chance? ;-)
100- I was referring to the UV side of the dye, I do know that it would not tan you, I was merely making a connection between this and the UV rays from the sun that tan and burn your skin, I made a fail at a pun. And no, I know that shit burns, I did I course to join the 5-0. Not that silly. Haha
You don't say
talking about that shit burns, as a pay back, OP should pepper spray the toliet papers before your brother takes a shit next time, and make you contain the damage yo your brother alone
Damn! What a rude awakening! Is he still alive. I'm cranky as hell if woken up normally! I would have to plot my revenge very carefully...
I don't care who you are, pepper spray = pain. Hopefully your brother learned not to mess with things like that.
What if I'm Batman?
No 13 you can be Batgirl and I will be Batman. :D As for Op I know how that shit tastes and i feel bad for you.
34, YOU can be Batgirl.
**** you guys, I'm BatMunk!
That's what she said
Shemale? o.O
... He wasn't talking about pepper spray anymore.
I was replying to number 37, they seemed quite dense and dumbfounded on the issue.
No that shit hurts in your mouth. It contracts your lungs so you can't breath
That's just pure evil.. It is time to kick his little ass!
^ Then you kick him harder >:D
Christ. Brings a whole new meaning to warning someone to watch their mouth.
so what are the other four? I'm guessing penis is one of them.
"Pepperspray? That sounds delicious!" *spray* "Aaaa! I was wrong! I was horribly, horribly wrong!"
Do it back to him in his sleep, at least he will know it really is real.
Sucks you had to be the involuntary test subject.
Sucks you had to be the involuntary test subject. What'd he think it was? Sour candy spray?
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Your revenge is simple. While he sleeps, spray his balls.
Damn! What a rude awakening! Is he still alive. I'm cranky as hell if woken up normally! I would have to plot my revenge very carefully...