By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML
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turkturkington 13

Ah, got yourself into a bit of a pickle there, didn't you?!

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st333ph 12

Ahhhh, the love of a younger sibling.

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FalaFala 8

It baffles me how much people are willing to embarrass themselves just to get the first comment ...

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Pleonasm 35

It's kind of like the stupid things people do to get on camera. You just watch, shake your head, and wonder how they live with themselves.

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annie_nk 22

I once worked with a guy who later appeared on Virgin Diaries. The pathetic things he said he did or does was just sad. True, he's a 30 year old virgin but everything else about him was false, like his "wing mom".

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LMFAOwned 9

Haters gonna hate haters :/

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Catkam623 27

Where can I get a wing mom?sounds awesome!

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PantyGAMES 10

The 'first' comments are even MORE obnoxious when the person is the second comment. EDIT: I swear there was a number 2 comment on there that said 'First!' And I went to reply to it, but the comment magically disappeared. Janky iPhone app...

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st333ph 12

Ahhhh, the love of a younger sibling.

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Canucksftw24 6

What the ***** up with your profile pic?

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turkturkington 13

Ah, got yourself into a bit of a pickle there, didn't you?!

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kut17 11

That was only 2/3 of a pun: P U

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turkturkington 13

I feel the terrible-ness of it made it great :-p

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jessaiee 17

I'd say a bit of pickle got itself into OP

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DerrickJames 33

Beatle Juice! Beatle Juice! Beatle Juice!

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robo_thunder 13

beetlejuice* and I'm only correcting you because it is one of the best movies ever made.

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xtcolin 7

Pickles... The apples most fierce predator.

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WendyPj10 0

Or random comments that come out of no where???

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kut17 11

What about pickled apples. What then?

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perdix 29

#11, 32, iPhones are made by Apple. This joke just flew way over your heads.

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gc327072 30

Time for a lawsuit! Vlasic's goin down!

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misspulkadot24 17

Well, you are a great big brother for helping her out. A phone less big brother....but a great one.

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a1f0sff 25

Ouch! Take it to the store and maybe they can repair it?

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annie_nk 22

Apple doesn't repair accidental damage. Which is just ridiculous.

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jjessen 20

So do they repair intentional damage?

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Mauskau 35

Apple doesn't do anything. They pretty much tell you to buy a whole new phone if anything happens to it. Other companies do their best to keep a customer and will repair it. Derp.

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Prolux_fml 23

I don't know what's with the apple stores where you guys live, but the one by me, if your power button on the top sticks, they'll mark it as a manufacturing defect and give you a new phone free!

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buckdharma 37

If some asshole can turn a raisin back into a grape then anything is possible.

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gc327072 30

42- same here. My neighbor fell into his pool with his. When they asked him about how it broke (and they could tell it had gotten wet from that strip that changes colors) and he told them he fell in the pool, they gave him a new one free "because you're the only person that's ever been honest with us." lol

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cartedor 18

If you are not man enough, don't pretend. How did you open it, to angle the jar opening into your pocket, that's some truly amazing skill.

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