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By aarong - 10/02/2014 06:42 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
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MsConfusedd 27

You should replace the playlist with a voice recording of you reading erotica

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killinpoptarts 9

Make sure to have a separate voice for each character

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MsConfusedd 27

You should replace the playlist with a voice recording of you reading erotica

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killinpoptarts 9

Make sure to have a separate voice for each character

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UnicornFarts 15

He has to be careful about doing a Betty White voice, things could heat up quickly.

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fawfulster 11

And when he gets to a REALLY steamy part, he should exclaim "OH MY!" in his best George Takei voice.

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Comoke1024 19

I agree! Or something casual in there. Maybe a reading of descriptions and symptoms for all the STDs.

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moonzombie 13

He should do his best Gollum voice and giggle at the really steamy parts.

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JMichael 25

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gej12345 17

Well, good to know you have your priorities straight OP!

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thelittlemissy 29

Replace it with "Daddys let's get it on list"

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gennyv 29

Hopefully she's not a teenager still...

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OptimusVader 23

I see little wrong with a 19-year-old being sexually active with (possibly) only one partner.

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mikbrooke 25

#5 - by the OP being disappointed in their child already being sexually active, why would you think they are not a teenager? i find disappointment comes the younger the child is, so im thinking early teens.

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jadeystram 3

I think creating an environment where your child could be at least honest is great. I told my Mum the day after I lost my Virginity and I was quite young she said she wasn't happy but at least I had a relationship with her where I could tell her that stuff, to the point my friends were jealous I could even talk to my Mum about that stuff even though we fought a lot. We are best buds now though since a few years have passed since my young teenage years haha

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SillyGirl4602 23

66, I agree with what you said and I was the same way with my mother. I was sixteen when I lost my virginity and I told my mom the next day. As for op's situation, I feel it would be a bit awkward. I could not imagine talking to my father about having sex.

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noreia 14

maybe it's more about giving him the right pace than listening to whatever the music sounds like... or it's just because it's enough to drown out the noise she and her playtoy of choice make.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

According to my sarcasm-o-meter, I do believe he wasn't being serious about that. But if he was... BLASPHEMY! The Fox is the greatest love-making song of all time!

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hamzor 5

Yep the chorus of The Fox is perfect for them to follow the rhythm ;)

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SmokinGuns 13

Even sarcasm can't save your stupidity in liking the most ridiculous and annoying "song"

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Actually, the song isn't called "what does the fox say". It's called "The Fox". Look it up on YouTube.

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Ashlynnlove 10

Let me guess was, "It's gettin' hot in here" on that list? It's a classic! Haha

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arelori 4

Record your voice and rename the file as one of her most played songs.

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HowieDoIt 21

Please tell me Timber and Nickelback were on the crap list.

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