Kids: Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 04:12 - United States

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

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Learning curve

By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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Training day

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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AlexaWuzHere 31

Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

At least he knows how to problem solve?

wolfgold2 20

Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

He's got his priorities straight.

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wolfgold2 20

Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

He's got his priorities straight.

maddiecat 28

Monday 7 April 2014 23:03

How is he your stepson if you're not married to your boyfriend?

ThatOneGuy719 16

Monday 7 April 2014 23:09

There's the possibility that they're so close and she considers him her stepson

extremeranger1 8

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:07

just force his ass down on the potty, give one two hard slaps on his face and done...kids need to be hit seeing how this new generation is turning out

loooloool 13

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:10

I think that's child abuse #38 and why hit a kid to potty train him that's cruel...

extremeranger1 8

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:15

ZOMGGG!@ CHILD ABUSEEEARGHH@! calm ur ****...hit him so we rid of the lazy fatasses in this world

HeyTherexxx 21

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:43

That's unfortunately not child abuse. It's somewhat extreme discipline. At least where I live it is.

JAKASS200 5

Tuesday 8 April 2014 4:32

Did you make him lick the pee?

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:06

They could be common law... That's pretty common :P

Han1156 23

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:33

#75 what kind of sick question is that?

falconjade 19

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:58

87, I believe it's a method they use to potty train cats, so hopefully 75 was making a joke. If he wasn't then I'm a little disgusted

AlexaWuzHere 31

Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

At least he knows how to problem solve?

Orion_Knight78 10

Monday 7 April 2014 22:56

When I was a kid I didn't know how to problem solve, so he's getting far.

Credibleskills 28

Monday 7 April 2014 23:23

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lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 1:02

Smart kid.

Shayaan 10

Tuesday 8 April 2014 7:26

Someone give this kid a cookie

lexi365 20

Tuesday 8 April 2014 7:35

#27, What?

narrowords 18

Monday 7 April 2014 22:54

Well, at least he has motivation.

weveallbeenthere 30

Monday 7 April 2014 22:55

smart kid, he learned he doesn't like being wet or sitting on a wet spot.

GnomeInSpace 11

Monday 7 April 2014 23:03

I don't think anyone likes sitting on a wet spot. c;

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:57

Wet spots suck. Never sit in them. I don't think anyone likes sitting in a wet spot. Water or pee. OP a good idea is underwear under a diaper. It is VERY uncomfy and He will still feel wet and furniture is saved.