Love, Marriage, Relatable and Awkward: Still waiting on Q

Still waiting on Q

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 08:01

Today, I’m married to a man who thought Trump had several good ideas but just went about it the wrong way, but he’s sure he’ll do better next time when he takes the White House back from Biden. FML

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You deserved it 782

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 14:01

Today, I thought I finally had a decent boyfriend. He didn’t seem like an emotionally unavailable alcoholic like my past boyfriends. Then I found out he’s an unemployed Trump supporter. FML

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You deserved it 805

Take the L

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 17:38 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I now accept how stupid I was to marry a man whose plans for the future all start with, "When I win the lottery…" FML

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Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 20/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, it's been a year since my wife agreed to an open marriage. A friend said at the time that she would get a lot more sex than me, and would end up leaving me. I ignored him because he's a basement dwelling Trump supporter who's never had a girlfriend. Turns out he was completely right. FML

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You deserved it 1 127

Not good enough

By BoooMa - 31/03/2021 20:00

Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML

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You deserved it 149

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

By Whoishe? - 02/06/2021 06:00

Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML

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You deserved it 172

By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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All true, obviously

By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML

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You deserved it 669

Bizarre love triangle

By sunburychick - 13/09/2009 09:27 - Australia

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

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What the hell?

By Mili - 27/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got to hear from my coworkers that my marriage to my partner won’t last long because I found and married him in tech school. FML

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You deserved it 101

By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

redbandit0315 1

Monday 8 November 2021 2:53

You’ve got a smart husband

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 November 2021 14:11

Hand your husband divorce papers and say, "You're fired."

Comments

tipsyone 22

Sunday 7 November 2021 9:29

Honestly it sucks to find out your partner has backwards mentality this late in life! Nothing about Trump makes sense! Sucks to be you OP

therealtruman 9

Sunday 7 November 2021 9:41

Oh yes, Biden is doing so well for your country.

Plop 17

Sunday 7 November 2021 10:09

Considering the shit show he inherited and the cult-like mindset of most of the GOP, Biden is actually doing rather decently. So far he's managed to pass several massive packages that will help boost growth, overall economic activity, and improve the lives of 10s of millions of Americans. Compare that to Trump wasting billions on his useless wall, handing out $2 trillion to the super wealthy and large corporations with his tax break plan. All he ever did was ride the tide of economic growth that Obama left him, and squander all of it over his management (or rather, absolute lack thereof) of Covid. So yes, Biden's doing ok, but Americans are more interested in dog-whistles and race-baiting from the GOP & Fox.