By kids - 12/05/2014 05:17

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27

What do we want? a follow-up! When do we want it? Now!

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larrena2377 26

That's why I always check! I've been pranked one too many times like that

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larrena2377 26

That's why I always check! I've been pranked one too many times like that

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OBTrice 15

Psycho taught me well, ALWAYS check behind the curtain!

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MattM95 16

People always call me paranoid. Well I am but I have my reasons!

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PotterHead_DH 26

If people leave their shower curtains open, they wouldn't have to check behind it. They would have a full view as soon as they enter the bathroom. That's what I do.

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xNephilim 18

The creases in the curtain when it's open can cause it to mold, so I try to keep mine closed.

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B4rn3yST1NSON 13

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taysalot 2

obtrice, the victim was behind the curtain in psycho

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Spyderbane 10

26 - psycho had taught me to have someone else check the shower curtain.

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jrn 14

I was gonna say the same thing

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incoherentrmblr 21

Grizzly Adams did have a beard...

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donutcallmethat 16

Most people leave the curtain closed so it can dry properly, but I can't stand seeing it closed. That's why I always buy a clear shower curtain.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

What do we want? a follow-up! When do we want it? Now!

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Demig0d6 14

Is it a black guy?

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badluckalex 23

44-are you stupid?

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violetsweety 26

Not all black people are bad. Just like not all white people are good. :(

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B4rn3yST1NSON 13

what about purple ones ? I heard they're completely safe :o

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nix1993 41

Yeah, if there was ever an FML that needed more information, this is it.

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brandoneyez1 25

Yeah definitely more to this story! Did cops get involved? Was it a prank, or a pervert... So many ways this could have turned out.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

You could basically pick an ending out of a hat. So many options. Personally, I think it could have been a family member playing a prank.

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tygerarmy 35

Which is why I always pick all of them. It was a perverted cop family member playing a prank.

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brandoneyez1 25

#77 that's hilarious. I could only imagine.

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jesustitts 20

What scares me about this FML is that there is still no follow-up..

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BeachGirl27 23

I presume this was a lie if there's been no follow-up from the OP ... or was there (maybe I missed it)?

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NotGabe 28

Did this person happen to be holding a knife and some rope? :o

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igive 29

I hope not. Always check for muderers.

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ksks1234 33

3-- is that a "Dead Man on Campus" reference?

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Nevermind212 11

The question is, are you the person who was behind the shower curtain

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euphoricness 28

If the person was holding a knife and a rope, I don't think OP would have been able to post this FML

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flame5768 14

WAIT. are we just going to ignore the fact that there's is a person in the shower?! where are all the douche bags saying that we should sue?!

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Sefolkerth 20

Oh dear. Hopefully it was a prank and nothing malicious. Good luck convincing her to go on her own from now on.

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jerryj 27

Gonna guess was nothing malicious, as OP would have more serious issues to worry about than posting her little anecdote.

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cryptic26 12

I'm going with that it was a sibling, judging by the OP's name"Kids".

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drumguy218 11

ALWAYS check behind the shower curtain.

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IllestRated 17

I really hope it was someone taking a shower and not some sick perverted bastard

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RedPillSucks 31

Or a sick perverted bastard taking a shower...

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spazz666 18

I really don't think OP would have had to check if there was someone in the shower, running water would probably be present if they were...

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sunnyray812 42

I hope you got the intruder arrested. Poor child. I hope she's not afraid of going to the bathroom now.

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classiceagle63 16

Better get her a bedpan from now on.

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TokiW117 10

All those years of checking behind the shower curtain finally paid off! Or so I would hope?

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TunaFireStarter 16

Why would you hope it paid off? That means someone was actually there, which is something I personally wouldn't want to happen. I hope all my shower curtain checking never results in actually finding someone hiding there (aside from maybe a game of hide and seek.)

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spazz666 18

... I believe they were talking about checking and finding them instead of the creep popping out at the child on the toilet. Plus the FML CLEARLY states that there WAS someone behind the curtain.

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Ilovemysphynx 19

Wow what are the odds? I hope it was someone you knew. Why we're they even there?

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