Kids: Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she...

By kids - 12/05/2014 05:17

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By mrsekko - 31/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Monday 12 May 2014 19:06

What do we want? a follow-up! When do we want it? Now!

larrena2377 26

Monday 12 May 2014 19:06

That's why I always check! I've been pranked one too many times like that

Comments

ThatRandomAsian 5

Monday 12 May 2014 21:17

Did you actually know the person, OP or was it a random stranger that just so happened to be in your shower?

bhammer8 2

Monday 12 May 2014 21:34

Prank or-not grab a baseball bat and go swinging.

gblogbd 9

Monday 12 May 2014 21:34

That's one if the reasons my shower curtain is clear. That, and it lets more light in.

himwhomlaughs 14

Monday 12 May 2014 21:39

that's a nightmare come true :C

gabagabaheyu 10

Monday 12 May 2014 21:40

who???

DylanHasClass 17

Monday 12 May 2014 21:41

Let out a big fart and trap he/she in the bathroom

oreoeater 21

Monday 12 May 2014 21:54

Was it a prank or was someone about to take a shower and was in the nude

Palalis93 9

Monday 12 May 2014 22:13

well this is scary. That is why I never leave the curtain closed.

oh_shit_balls_ 8

Monday 12 May 2014 22:18

Who????

MissBehavin77 18

Monday 12 May 2014 22:35

This is a very weird way to word an FML like that.

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