By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
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un0m3 14

If he is acting like a child, treat him like a child. Ground him.

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vipirius 18

And girls never stop generalizing. See how 2 can play at that game?

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tashb 17

Kick him out? Tell him he's an adult and needs to start acting like one...?

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ewang_ 12

Just spat water on my phone from laughing

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un0m3 14

If he is acting like a child, treat him like a child. Ground him.

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sayyestothedress 24

#38 that's the worst punishment! How will he wipe his shit!

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Real men use their hands.

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MrsDruidess 23

op is so upset that her grown son did this, his real punishment should be growing the hell up and getting kicked out!! Cut the cord mom, your obviously not doing him any favors

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vipirius 18

And girls never stop generalizing. See how 2 can play at that game?

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silvercamaro 22

Clearly this FML post sums up the entire male gender in one fell swoop

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MrSassypants 33

The only guy that doesn't grow up is Peter Pan.

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Halloween's coming up! He probably had to practice... Right. That must be it. *Trying to explain irrational behaviour*

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Dellipop 12

It's Australia... Halloween is not really celebrated

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Ah, I didn't know :) I'm from Sweden and we still celebrate Halloween!

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epilepticloh 20

And he's still living at home??

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Psychicgirl17 18

A lot of adults live with their parents. Especially the ones that are college age

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syed121417 22

It's not that easy to live alone, ya know. If someone is in college and doesn't dorm, staying at home is the best option. It's hard to find work especially these days. I think when you get your first place alone, it shouldn't depend on age, it should be based on how ready you are to be an adult, which even that shouldn't be based on a number.

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HowieDoIt 21

Looks like someone just lost their TV privileges for a month.

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orbit 22

But dad it's shark week

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xluciferx666 21

Now he won't be able to watch the my little pony marathon...darn

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JMichael 25

But I don't wanna act like an adult!

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XcuzimsotiredX 25

nobody likes you when you're twenty three

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coldasfire 23

23 was one of the best years of my life so duck you c:

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ckerane 16

tell him to act his age and not his shoe size

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