By BrandonDrapeau - 03/08/2015 02:57 - United States - Sparta

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28

That has to be THE most uncomfortable sentence one could say to a parent.

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Miss_Mandi 29

Did somebody beat you to a sex talk with your son, OP? ...Now that I think about it, it was probably the internet.

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Preposterous 8

Maybe a little late there...

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shesaywha 19

If he's that familiar with masturbatory lingo maybe a whole year or two late.

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FlyestBoy 11

Until he gets semen stuck on his underwear with the tip of his thang attached. stuff hurts to pull off.

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FlyestBoy 11

Please use correct grammar. Also, semen is sticky like glue... what happens when some sticky dries? It sticks.

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Iwannarock1 19

or college either!

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MRSwick2525 23

Why isn't he going to College? Cause he jerks off? That doesn't effect intelligence you know.

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cjohns6954 6

Yep. To the bathroom like 14 times a day.

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smokecloud_ 37

You know, I'm not one of those grammar nazi types, but if you're going to insult someone's spelling, shouldn't you spell out the word you?

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Miss_Whipped 43

#21, jerking off doesn't 'effect' intelligence? Are you sure it doesn't AFFECT intelligence?

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FreakyDino98 13

it is apparent that most of the people on this thread don't have a proper sense of humor to understand the joke in the first two comments . seriously the third comment sounds more like venting frustration than anything.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

That has to be THE most uncomfortable sentence one could say to a parent.

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trollcrusher 17

I feel only slightly ashamed for immediately being able to think of even worse sentences... or more than slightly, on second thought.

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DrFood 8

I think if he said "kinda like when I **** ____" would be the worst thing he could say.

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PaulChristie 13

I like this kid. He reminds me a little bit of myself.

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mds9986 24

You beat off too?! We have so much in common with OPs son!

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AcieMcG 21

Hah I don't think I could trust someone who says they've never masturbated.

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Miss_Mandi 29

Did somebody beat you to a sex talk with your son, OP? ...Now that I think about it, it was probably the internet.

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SkylineFTW97 25

In this age of unprecedented access to technology, pornography and slasher films take our children's innocence at younger and younger ages. I should know. I lost mine when I was about 8.

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cooltatgar 31

Neither FYL nor YDI, it's just normal as you said.

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MdMan2 23

Nice son you got there…

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MrThump 16

Haha classic! At least he's honest about it and doesn't b/s about it like 90% of people. You raised a good honest kid there, you should be proud!

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Cads1 24

Awesome, you could not have been expecting that answer!

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