Kids: Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday... - FML

By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By CasaDeLoser - 11/03/2015 05:32 - United States - Kent

Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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ukeandfoodislife 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:14

Tell her if she eats her vegetables, she'll be pretty

zharks1010 18

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:09

It's just kids; I'm sure you're beautiful :)

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c_wyld 21

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:09

Just imagine how much she'll cry during puberty.

brownapple 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 18:58

Or when she actually ends up looking like her.

zharks1010 18

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:09

It's just kids; I'm sure you're beautiful :)

jerzjay 17

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:37

The one good thing that comes from little kids...is brutal honesty, so I have doubts ?

Cringey 18

Thursday 20 August 2015 18:23

How do you know OP is a woman?

itszdm 4

Thursday 20 August 2015 21:46

Who mentioned anything about OP being a girl?

dafluckster 6

Thursday 20 August 2015 23:30

Why would the niece, a female, fear looking like a man? Your logic makes no sense.

shemademedoit 20

Sunday 23 August 2015 20:13

^ to start off she's a kid. secondly there are brothers and sisters that do look alike. dumbass

jozhe 21

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:10

Well, it's quite possible.

Nubsche 18

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:13

It could be worse, she could look like nicki minaj

chuka81 27

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:44

Apart from the stupid hair styles, what is wrong with Nicki Minaj?

JMichael 25

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:46

Her music.

Nubsche 18

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:51

#16, what isn't?

trex454 21

Thursday 20 August 2015 17:53

you could land a 747 on her lips

slutfactory 17

Thursday 20 August 2015 18:08

#24, you could say the same about Angelina Jolie's lips, but many consider her one of the world's most beautiful women. I personally think Nicki Minaj is a beautiful woman, I just don't enjoy her attitude or music.

ukeandfoodislife 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:14

Tell her if she eats her vegetables, she'll be pretty

patts_ 23

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:18

She can't handle the fact that she's gonna look so gorgeous! I just had to be that motivating girl. Haha

tylercoffman420 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:20

Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnn

steph2987 25

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:21

Maybe they were tears of joy?

brownapple 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 18:57

Or maybe they weren't?

HeadlessSparrow 20

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:26

Maybe she started crying because she didn't want to be pretty?

vikky538 28

Thursday 20 August 2015 16:26

With or without makeup?

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