Sail on

By Drunken Sailor - 27/06/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML
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baseballlegitly0 2

whata bitch

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ilovemusic7 0

I wonder if he knows? mention it to him, she sounds awful(:

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rockindyl22 0

*Generic dirty sailor joke that ends with 'poop deck' *

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shrinkydinks 0

well what if she just used the "not wanting to be tied down with someone in the navy" as an excuse to get divorced?

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6tori6 5

What a bitch. Maybe it's becuase he's higher rank?

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mfmylifesrsly 29

**** her OP. my ex bf was in the army and his girlfriend he was gonna propose to cheated on him saying she couldn't "bed down with a killer" then she marries another guy in the army!! I hate women like that.

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FarSide 22

What makes you think she is going to be tied down with him?

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JustLetItHappen 2

Never ever heard of any naval ship doing a two year deployment.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

you need to leave FML forever...

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Alex94xela 0

accidentally push him off the boat and say it was suicide xd

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baseballlegitly0 2

whata bitch

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Lostdonut 3

That sucks man! Good luck in your tour! Stay safe.

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RouletteRed 6

you said it. no one likes a liar. dont worry she doesnt deserve you

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gabstahhh 8

Too bad you had to let that one go...she seemed like a real keeper. And a great person to come home to after two years away....

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lovepebbles 1

just try not to talk about her or think about her ...

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pman590 8

You should tell him that and it would be hilarious to see his face!

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johnnybagodonuts 2

I think the guy would laugh in his face, op's ex was obviously lying to him when she gave him that excuse

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NuTrees 9

I hate them type hoes, don't fret my man karma will come for her ten fold granting you well.

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JokeMeister 0

OUCH!!!!!FYLFYLFYLFYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rickolette 0

Talk about lame excuses. bitch probably just didn't know what she had. Ur lucky to have her our of ur life.

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EmoFinn 0

Technically, she's not 'tied downed' with him... But yes, FYL

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EmoFinn 0

I assumed he meant it meaning in the marriage sense because he used to be married to her, but yah that too

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