Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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littlemissFYL 5

need a moment? grab a Twix.

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BaconDave 12

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

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littlemissFYL 5

need a moment? grab a Twix.

128 3
daisyloo 7

Ooooh, I hope your hubby understands and good luck with the rest of your marriage!:)

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BaconDave 12

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

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lbumbblebee 5

haha yes you did

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Randuhh_17 4

if you would say names in a demonic voice...you'd remember.

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

1- I thought you were trying to be funny saying live instead of love like OP said (insert ex's name) instead of (insert fiancé's name).

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iEatGuppies 0

better there than when you say your vows at your wedding.

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je_suis_fml 11

better there than in the bed...

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Sebastian_NG 17

Why do many of the fmls lately remind me of Friends??

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BaconDave 12

44- Yeah good idea. Let's go with both.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

It's live, not love. What the hell are you talking about? /troll

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USMC_sniper 0

You know hell's not very fast, right?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

The fire in it burns you pretty quickly though.

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DeepDownThere 3

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grapisy 8

Reminds me of the jumping higher than a mountain joke... mountains can't jump

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Garyy_fml 11

You all have to see he'll to believe it. It's very fast.

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Garyy_fml 11

Ah poodles damn auto correct. It comes up at the worst times. I mean HELL!

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a_nutritionist 10

@54 how do you know mountains cant jump? maybe they just dont want to.

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FYLorYDIohno 12

Your main pic looks like you're running from hell

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Yodaevil 4

OP is already in hell, er Russia.... calling him by an ex's name will get uncle Vladimir's attention with his draginov.

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jellitonoctopus 19

I'm sure your husband to be would understand it was an honest mistake.

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alphabetsoup96 0

it was an honest mistake but if I were the husband-to-be I would be pissed and suspect something, wouldn't u?

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a_nutritionist 10

would your suspicion be about your own gender identity? no, i wouldnt be suspicious, i would be cautious and observant. theres a difference.

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alphabetsoup96 0

84- no I'd suspect something is going on with the ex and op duh

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a_nutritionist 10

...please tell me you didnt think i was serious...

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RabidBunny 10

That's not a good sign...

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woahwoahwow 9

Be understanding when he says the wrong name on your wedding night.

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gertyygirly 4

WTF? I hope she doesn't die him. That sounds really painful....

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Why would she dye him a different Color?

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pwincessa23 1

I think this comment was meant as a reply to the first one.

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littlemissFYL 5

*I think she maybe really does love him @#1

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jellitonoctopus 19

I see what you did there ;)

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