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in all fairness, he WAS asleep...
I agree you probably do it too when you sleep.
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What is it you're trying to say, 17?
Awww isn't he just precious? c:
It is kind of a rule. Everytime someone says something lovely to someone who is sleeping, the person sleeping will ruin that precious and peacefull moment by snoring real loud, hogging the sheets, or letting a very smelly and loud fart.
Get pooped on
1 thats what OP thinks.
Yep, let sleeping dogs lie.
Awww he loves you too!
40 let me just say, op never said ANYTHING about sleeping WITH him she said he was sleeping who says they where sleeping together, or living together.
He just wanted to blow a kiss back!
Rabbits don't **** 24/7, silly.
Best comment of the day! ^
53 I'm picturing a very strange mental image now.
125 I'm picturing bugs bunny having sex with the Tasmanian devil, while roasting a turkey made out of wax.
Did you expect him to say "I love you too"?
He DID say "I love you too" but it was in secret fart code which only guys can understand...
In fart-language, that means "I love you too".
*Farts ferociously on Doortje's face*
It was probably Morse code. One long 'dash' means 'T', which doesn't make sense. You need to record it and slow it down 100x, then you will pick up the discrete dots and dashes that spell out an amazing love poem. Or not.
His farts were trying to communicate with her, but being female she just couldn't 'crack' the code.
Your so handsome
My iPhone deleted most of my sentence :3 A thousand apologies.
her so handsome what?
Then what was the rest?!
Your so handsome
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in all fairness, he WAS asleep...
Awww he loves you too!