That's true love.

Learn morse code. His fart probably told you something.

I agree with number one - in all fairness, he was asleep. My wife woke me up once because she claimed I was farting almost non-stop and I woke her up. Well, needless to say I was proud that I was able to wake her with the volume of my farts. Then I apologized, told her to go back to sleep, waited until she did, then I Dutch-ovened her! I told her she deserved it for waking me up. I justified my actions by telling her I never complained when I had to lay there through a queefing session. Hey look, the guy is all man and look at the bright side at least you weren't going down on him at the time putting you closer to the gas factory. Remember the words of wisdom, "Use Beano and there will Be No gas."

That's his way of saying "I think u r very pretty"

That didn't turn you on?

He said I love yu xD

Love works in mysterious ways?

Like a boss

haha this really isn't anyone's fault or a let down--no one can control how they act when they are asleep . I would have just smiled and laughed, because there is nothing greater than being with a person, seeing the reality of them, and still loving them to death :)

He blew you a kiss back ;)