By notthatkinkyanyway - 13/11/2011 12:46 - China

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML
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Analtality 4

Imagine what they did if they confiscated it.

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leadman1989 15

Just had to be FIRST huh?

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Damn_Hippster 11

Could be worst, it could have been a kinky bomb.

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jasminea 0

oh gosh, you're a little too excited.... I bet that turns you on.

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sunrise1234 3

1, people like you make me want to slam your head into an oven.

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saIty 17

As long we're making faces: :O + :P = 69

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M0TTO 6

I don't know why everyones complaining about 1. His comment actually goes with the FML. Back on topic, it probably wasn't smart bringing a metal object there.

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kevsnev 7

Is Peter Chao your boyfriend?

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Analtality 4

Imagine what they did if they confiscated it.

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leadman1989 15

Categorize and store it in it's proper place until disposal? :D

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Keyman1212 14

You know one of them will end up handcuffing themselves to something...

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HahaHokayThen 10

I would've passed it off as just handcuffs... Unless it was lined in pink frilly fluff ;D

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todethepandaXD 2

"hello fellow officer I was just about to arrest this man for being a naughty boy" ;D

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xosportsgirl14x 8

Thumb up this comment if you're sick of full page ads on the FML app... Also, OP, that must have been humiliating.

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1123nic 0

On the bright side OP, at least you were gonna get it in. I mean, when is that not a good thing? :D haha

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TherealMort 0

Peters friend Quagmire says that all the time! Oh how it gets on my nerves!

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EvilPotato 14

I'm sorry but there's one thing I must say. Holy shit nobody gives a **** about that ******* chef game we are all here to laugh at peoples misery. Thank you and sorry for straying off topic.

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Miss_Attitude96 24

EvilPotato don't apologize for stating the truth, the ad is annoying as hell.

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flockz 19

"don't mind the gag either officer."

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jizzwold 21

no that's not the kind you wear around your neck...

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Zakirsd_fml 5

This one requires a week of training before use

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EvilCupcake8361 9

haha be lucky he didn't ask to join

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leadman1989 15

Me love you long time...

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crazyrunnergirl 7

And this would be one of those stories people say that you'll laugh at years later yet you never end up laughing at

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Kpalsm 7

You used the wrong form of "weather" in your profile

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NotAPedo 0

You also used "to" incorrectly. It's " me too," not " me to." Oh, and by the way... Who let you out of the kitchen?

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NotAPedo 0

In addition to my previous comment, you misspelled "kindergarten." It's not "kindergarden." ...according to my restriction papers...

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TheClumsiest 0

You misspelled "kinkergarten". It's not "kindergarten". According to my restriction papers :)

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Savra_fml 17

It took 6 officers to identify what a pair of handcuffs looks like? Should have shown the first one how they are used to save time.

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Worrisome 18

He probably called the other officers so they would all get a kick out of it.

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