By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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ReesesPuffs 0

You're one-fourth of his genes.. Technically he's 4x more of a waste.

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qbkilla55 0

been missing my sister for 6 months, whats the number in her ear?

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leadman1989 15

Challenge accepted!

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Freeze_fml 16

What challenge? Two females producing a child? Good luck.

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leadman1989 15

Lesbian FML FTW sorry didn't notice the name and no gender symbol Boy do I feel silly srry. ^-^

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m0tl3ycru3 0

That's like me hitting on jennifer lopez

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LiveLaughFML 10

i don't think OP's grandfather was trying to be offensive. if that was my sexual orientation i'd feel complimented :^)

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youcunthole 0

They could just go to one of those sperm places if they did want a baby.. Or adoption

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ALpein 0

Today, my girlfriend of six monthes brought me over to meet her family for the first time. Upon seeing me, her grandfather said, "What a waste of good breeding stalk." FML

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lunargh 7

Or OP is a guy - Mandy can be short for Mandel (like Mandy Patinkin), it's a Jewish thing. The idea of a Jewish grandfather getting into eugenics is interesting, though...

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Daralea 21

Hey, it could still be a fun challenge.

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ReesesPuffs 0

You're one-fourth of his genes.. Technically he's 4x more of a waste.

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docscientist 9

He means that the girlfriend is no good...

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GirlWithName1324 0

No the OP is lesbian, I think it's a compliment.......but you know old people

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Renesaga 8

To clear it up for you guys: OP is a lesbian, she brought over her girlfriend, and grandpa thinks the girlfriend is attractive, but she's a waste because she's lesbian, and thus can't reproduce.

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Hansemans 17

#50, glad someone explains it in the upper percentiles of the comments, so many people can read it before posting without understanding.

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eeppiicc 8

As long as you like her it doesn't matter what he thinks.

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leadman1989 15

He's saying the GIRL is good stock being wasted on his grandson.

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eeppiicc 8

Ohhh now I understand. Thanks for clearing that up. I wish I could still edit my comment.

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Marcella1016 31

Oh wow I didn't get that either thanks. The word "breeding" made me think it was some kind of racist comment lol

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leadman1989 15

I failed too I didn't realize that op was a girl... I wish I could edit my comments too. -_- Douche grandpa either way lol.

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thisisafunnyname 12

op liking her isnt the oly thing that matters...it also matters that she likes op cause itd be pretty close to rape if otherwise

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qbkilla55 0

been missing my sister for 6 months, whats the number in her ear?

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USMC_FTW 3

This is funny but requires some thinking which is probly why you arent getting many thumbs up

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

FYL, I'm glad that my grandparents aren't bitter like that. Don't be discouraged by Mr. Sourpuss, keep dating your gf!

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flockz 19

i would say tell your grandma that, but that would just be ****** up.

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everett0826 0

Wow..... Made my day!

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Freeze_fml 16

Given that your genes are derived from him. Oh, your name is Mandie and this is a lesbian FML. I see now.

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Angel_Tigeress 5

Your name is Mandie, so I am asssuming you're a lesbian? In that case, that is so rude :( I'm so sorry you have such a prudish, homophobic grandfather. I really hope he was just kidding.

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TheDrifter 23

Homophobic? He's just saying that her gf is pretty and would make cute babies. A lot of people would react like that when any good looking person told them they had decided not to reproduce.

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mserrato 8

Who cares what he says as long as you like her

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