By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
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happyhak 5

QUEST START Objective: To find the guy of your dreams and greet him WITHOUT being intoxicated Reward: The best one night stand you have ever had Things needed for this Quest: Common Sense

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DallasMavs 3

You had your chance and you blew it. What was his name anyways?

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DallasMavs 3

You had your chance and you blew it. What was his name anyways?

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danishbagel 3

I would laugh too if his name was Sparky or something.

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Kefka91 15

His name was Mr. Flufflekins the 2nd.

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ColdplaySucks 18

Dumbass people made dumbass drinking decisions. YDI.

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jwade11 12

I really want to know his name now!!! Lol

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dav3800 7

38 is probably the closest to his name.

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DrDilllonReese 12

Let's not forget the possibility of his name being Fido.

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starxshine 0

Oops, I accidentally hit the "I agree, your life sucks" button.

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ilovethetea 0

115, it's okay, about 1300 people made the same mistake.

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happyhak 5

QUEST START Objective: To find the guy of your dreams and greet him WITHOUT being intoxicated Reward: The best one night stand you have ever had Things needed for this Quest: Common Sense

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Carbonation 0

Mission failed. Try again? Please insert 50 cents.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Nope, common sense is non-existent. For it to be a common trait in people, we'd all have to have it. Clearly, not everyone has it. Therefore, it isn't common. Therefore, there's no such thing as common sense.

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bananagrams 9

3- been playing a lot of videogames recently?

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KunoKanashimi 3

Well NO ONE is going to do this....Common Sense died YEARS ago.

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psuedodragon 23

@ #50 -"Common" does not mean "all". It just means a majority, and for a majority only 51% is needed... less if there are more than two categories. Therefore there are billions of people without any common sense with it still qualifying as "common"

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DrDilllonReese 12

I'd say much less than 51% of the population has common sense...

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nativepimp 1

You people have no faith in mankind huh?

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DrDilllonReese 12

TheIsland and I see the lack of sense and knowledge in humanity... There is a lot to behold...

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DrDilllonReese 12

Together, my friend, you and I will cure stupid, one infected at a time.

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jackassiddy 8

Come spot!.. always wanted to name a dog spot so I could say that loud and repeatedly..

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punisher1385 2

Hahaha juiced bastard!! Happens to all of us ;)

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bachooka 5

Aww... now I feel left out because I've never done anything remotely like this.

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Angelice_fml 0

You deserved it. Icebreakers only go well when SLIGHTLY drunk.

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xMiss_Maggot 7

YDI for being a dumbass drunk

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andzander 1

Being drunk is awesome

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

40: You know what else is awesome? Throwing up after getting drunk and those hangovers, oh yeah nothings awesomer than that! Don't even get me started on how awesome having no idea what's going on and feeling like shit is! Yeah... being drunk is totally magical! *sarcasm* -.-

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tylersign 11

I hope your puppy is enough to keep you company then.

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Heebles 2

What a wonderful first impression!

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