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Just remember the golden rule. Violence is always the answer!
Not wrong, just extremely sad. (-_-t)
Even bacon?
spill the beans the phrase is funny haha
You might as well have threw a bunch of hundred dollar bills at him.... That'd teach him...
wow ... **** just burn in hell and go 2 jail !!!!!
Ahahaha. Creeper? But he/she's totally right. Don't be his bitch. You're with him. xD Good Luck.
But why would you choose a laptop over everything else in your apartment?
Soooo, did you hit him with it?! Yes? No?!
Fml makes no sense, sounds like they were on your side, this should be a fml from him not you...
How do you know that OP's husband was the one to blame for the argument? It could have been just as easily OP fault. And started the whole ordeal.
Desktop computer! She should have used a desktop computer. That's much heavier than a laptop.
**** it. Grab the 92 inch.
Perhaps one of the weapons she's more accustomed to... A kitchen knife :3
Everything allowed in love and war (fights), right?
No! Not the laptop! Use a frying pan instead!
23- Hopefully you're not talking about the bail OP is going to need to pay after getting arrested for assault.
Way to think ahead, my friend. I for sure, was not thinking of that.
However, your comment is not...
Your grammar is not win
Your punctuation isn't either.
Im pretty sure the comma is meant to be there as im using the word however in conjunction with a sentence... Look it up before criticising my use of the english language
^^^ Lol... Calm down son. I wasn't talking to you. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I was referring to the comment above mine for missing a period. Speaking of which...
Who assaults people with something as valuable as a laptop?
Remember, that was a woman that just said that.
6- I know, whatever happened to just throwing your phone at the perpetrator?
She didn't say it was her laptop...If it was his she probably just didn't care?
Har Har 8 youre so funny
Don't try and reason with stupid people u will just sink down to their level !
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywaycant argue with an unconsious person
Wait aren't you supposed to fight fire with fire? Dammit I always mix that saying up...
Thats stupid trying to assault someone with a laptop. Plus your neighbor has just won called life.
as soon as i read "i tried to assault him" i knew it was going downhill
yea YDI this 1000% but that neighbor's comment is priceless XD
I don't know about OP deserving this 1000%.. I took it like maybe the husband verbally or physically abuses OP, and the neighbor was sympathizing. Granted OP definitely handled it the wrong way. I'm just saying that we don't know the whole story, and we can't just assume OP to be a husband beater when it could be quite a bit more complicated than that.
It's great how a female goes to hit a male, they are encouraged. Of course if the situation was flipped, the male would of been fried first thing for hitting a woman. Either way seems like this relationship is on the fast track to C.O.P.S!
Yeah, don't use a laptop to assault somebody! Unless it's a MacBook...
See, a guy wouldn't write this on Fmylife because he would be spending the night behind bars for domestic violence; which is exactly what you deserve.
I'm curious 108, if the situation had been flipped and it was a man attempting to assault his wife with a laptop, would you have jumped in to say that we can't blame the guy because after all his wife might have been verbally or physically abusing him? Hm? I doubt it.
Funny neighbor x]
137, First off, I'm not saying we can't blame OP because she might be just lashing back. If she is abused, she still handled things in a less than ideal way, so she is to blame. But the neighbor egging her on like that, to me, hints at a history that we can only leave to our imaginations. If the roles were switched, and the neighbor told the husband to "do what you gotta do," then yes, I would say maybe she abuses him. Granted, you hear far fewer stories of wife-on-husband abuse and it's less likely, but the possibility still stands. And another possibility that has been overlooked is maybe they're both men. I'm certain there are abusive homosexual relationships. Who, then, would you sympathize?
I would sympathize with the person who is abused, gender is really irrelevant in such a case.
If they were both male why would the neighbor say "do what you gotta do, GIRL"
137- women get encouraged to beat their men. If a guy yelled that out in the room, their neighbor would've called the cops
Oh now I get it, the FML is that you just realised you're a big sack of human waste, right? Right?
why watch **** when you could have sex with a crazy person?
Wow.. Thin walls or loud voices?
Does it matter? Lol totally irrelevant
Arguing would typically mean yelling unless you're whisper-arguing.
Thats what living in the projects are like.
They are yelling dumbs/-/!t of coarse their voices can be heard through a wall
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You're on here bragging that you almost hit your husband with a laptop? Get some help, please.
If it was the guy hitting his wife with a laptop the comments would be much different