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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:45

You're on here bragging that you almost hit your husband with a laptop? Get some help, please.

suavesuave 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:52

If it was the guy hitting his wife with a laptop the comments would be much different

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eliasqfuntybunt 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 10:34

Why would it possibly be right to hit your partner? You're a moron.

dhiran_singh 16

Tuesday 6 December 2011 10:37

ROTFL, I can just picture it so clearly xD

BosmanJ 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 10:38

Wow I'm shocked by the amount of YDI's.. The guy almost got hit with a laptop and his neighbor approves!

BosmanJ 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 10:40

lol I misread. YDI for trying to hit your husband with a laptop, why would you hit your husband anyway? You where once in love right?

NullPointer 20

Tuesday 6 December 2011 10:46

Wow... people sure are sexist. If the genders were switched I don't think people would be commenting the same way. Seriously, who in their right mind assaults their spouse at all, and with a laptop? I hope OP get's divorced and her next spouse beats her, then she'll see that it isn't funny.