By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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yumlicious 4

HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!

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schpanki 11

Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

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yumlicious 4

HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!

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ariannaimelda 7

Ham is good, true, but not worth breaking up over. But if OP didn't like bacon, that's just going too far!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

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builditbetter09 3

Jump on the hamwagon.

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WCARlover 34

^I single them out as joking, hop off their dicks

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cutielilangel 8

Mmmm... Now I'm craving some ham. :(

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suxs4ulol 22

it would be worae if shesisnt like bacon

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Me and my girlfriend went through a recent breakup over the same subject. Ham is no laughing matter, ham is life.

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CADMAN82 1

34, I single you out as an idiot. You get a gold star.

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abbey321 8

Ham is serious business!

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schpanki 11

Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

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Llamacod 11

Jews can't eat pork either, can they?

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Bcfrmkc816 17

For real though how can he have a relationship with her if she don't like ham?

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WCARlover 34

People are so lame these days...grow a sack and tell people stuff straight!

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sr101998 0

My thoughts exactly. People need to tell the truth or they aren't gunna get anywhere in life. I think that's the worst reson to break up with someone.

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MrSchneebly 5

Im sure the nice people on fml will oblige and come up with a million worse reasons than this

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xSonic 9

He can't tell her STRAIGHT. He does like ham.

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batman_516 9

Unfortunately I'm going to have to agree with 1. Especially if the differences extend to bacon!

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tsim_fml 0

I don't like the KKK would he break up with me?

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Ozone1232 5

Well what if he doesnt like the KKK either? Then you're good.

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yahoowizard 16

Naw, he'll break up with you because you're a guy and he's straight

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KiddNYC1O 20

Is he? Maybe that's his way of coming out. He does love meat.

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kittykat72 4

No offense but that's way different!!!

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captainfalcon7 0

He likes pigs and he doesnt like you. Take it as a compliment!

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ComTlancy 12

Don't tell me that you have a beef with beef. There's a lot at steak here!

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iseyixes 18

Ham comes from a pig. Beef (steak) comes from a cow.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

So he obviously likes big hunks of meat on his mouth (; Honey, I think he broke up with you becuase you two have something in common indeed.

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rbaalman 4

I hope he chokes on a bag of dicks.

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FYLDeep 25

Go find a nice Jewish guy.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Yaa they usually have nicer dicks...christian guys too ^_^

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sr101998 0

Ummm... Experiences.... Or... Pictures online?

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IndigoAcrylic 9

NOOO 32! My Rabbi and priest just told me and that's how I know! ;D! *sarcasm* xD Lawl.

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ikickgingers 15

Uh... I don't get it.

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