By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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yumlicious 4

HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!

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schpanki 11

Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

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JojoChuo 8

Whaat? Despite liking ham or not I bet you'd still make him a ham sammich right? His loss, he doesn't deserve you.

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agary3 0

could have been worse.. he could have said the difference is your horrible at sex

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MatthewDmerrill 5

How can you not like ham? Are you a vegi person?

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OriginalimoaN 15

How does not liking ham make you think she doesn't like any meat?!

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jellyD 1

Pork is often the deal breaker. Sorry OP, I feel your pain!

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MandyMeow_fml 18

If he breaks up with you over ham.. He is not worth it. You will find some better and doesn't like ham either!

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FmyLifeInsurance 1

I used to like ham. Then I took an arrow in the knee

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Arrow to the knee? How about I shoot you in the knee...

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FYLDeep 25

Too late, he was already shot in the knee... with an arrow. Don't you read?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Humans have 2 knees. One gets shot with an arrow, the other gets blasted with M1014 shotgun.

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thatKidzmOm 10

What's with the arrow to the knee comments...? Is it in relation to skyrim and if so, why? I'm so confused!!!!!!!! -_-

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juybuygo 13

he obvious just doesn't like porking girls

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rukikiki 0

what an idiot. You're better off ;)

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Ozone1232 5

WOAH WOAH WOAH, GUYS. Ham is no laughing matter.

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