By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.

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katsteak 0

Well you can hardly trust anyone now.

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katsteak 0

Well you can hardly trust anyone now.

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imaginaryvoice 18

Technically, that doesn't need to be corrected. But if you insist, do it right. Nowadays*

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#1- Agreed! People suck. OP- So what? At least he trusts himself. Some (most?) people are insecure about themselves and don't even trusts themselves like that. Just try to open him up a little. You never know, you can still make an awesome friend (:

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broken_red_wagon 6

:D this guy sounds like a fun person! Maybe i wouldn't date him but it sounds like he could offer a different perspective.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Is he his own girlfriend, too? since he beats his how farret.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

My dog is my best friend

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frankothetanko 0

? I don't understand what your trying to say

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

66 - Really?

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.

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AngrehPirate 0

Let's be honest we would all be our own best friend.

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Muslimgal92 0

Haha well it is called blind date! You never know what weirdo is going to come:)

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xoxPatrina 8

Awh, he's a loner. He needs a good woman in his life(;

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JustinComments 3

His right hand was probably his "lover" too.

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me_gusta_eso 1

What if he's a lefty?

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btstig 11

Now your thinking outside the box.

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MLK12345 4

27- If thats the case then I have two lovers because I'm ambidextrious.

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bitchslapped22 14

49 and 61 are winners for life

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sugarandspice33 0

Wow somebody is a loner... Get him an imaginary friend!!! Problem solved.

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raphanne_fml 33

d(^_^)b "Aaaaw friend, aaaw new friend, friend!"... The Inbetweeners, anyone?

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JCiarkowski7 3

Well, I guess that's one step better than having an imaginary friend as a best friend! :-)

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Mr25_fml 14

so if him and his best friend ever fight over a girl.... *ponders*

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