By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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perdix 29

Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds. You still have some power. Use it.

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cradle6 13

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

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Olovio 5

I find this hilarious.

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thisisafunnyname 12

More hilarious if OP slipped laxatives and sleep medicine in their food.

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pimplefacedgirly 8

Well duh! But if he didn't, it's just ironic.

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GoW_Chick 14

Aw that's terrible OP I hope karma caught up with your ex so they had a terrible date.

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BradPittiful 4

I like how mostly all of the commenters think OP is a girl, and the boyfriend is a guy. But then again... Op could be gay.... Or....

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

1- I find your fail comment to be quite hilarious....

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princessbits 17

Good thing you guys broke up. She sounds like a hoe.

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RrLSf19 0

1, then your an ass whose probably never been in a relationship.

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RaggleFrock 13

What's really bad is that he obviously knew she worked there. Fyl

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Kukua 5

SHE obviously knew HE worked there.

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VertigoF8 2

11 - One day you'll learn the definition of irony and then I might be able to hold an ounce of respect for you

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xSonic 9

No, she's probably just a hoe. Obviously she was talking to that guy previously, meaning she was probably flirting with him while she was still in the relationship with Op.

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downtime 12

22, What do you think a player is? A respectful person who adheres to proper ethical conduct in their relationships? Things must have really changed since I was a teenager...

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Daederoth 10

At least it was their first date. As opposed to there 10th date and you'd only been broken up for 24 hours.

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KatherineAnne 7

Yeah I agree with 83 haha as soon as I broke up with my ex he is in a relationship with the other girl and she was posting happy one month on his wall haha But she's prolly not a player just trying to make him jealous. Just sayin.

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abductedllama 0

Shes probably just trying to make you jealous

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nutella830 0

Wouldn't it be "She works fast"...

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elliottthefmlgod 0

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER

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Thebestman123 3

No that's legal now. (in some spots).

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

I see what you did there.

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Kukua 5

It was always legal. They're just dating after all.

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Michael87Jackson_fml 10

Looks like she's over youu. Get a girlfriend and bring her around. See if she's jealous. Maybe she was just tryna get you jealous.

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kelissa_fml 16

That sucks. But you'll find someone better! :)

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downtime 12

And if he doesn't he can hold you responsible for following through on that comment, right?

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NanillaVipples 2

Our parents taught us to share our used toys to those less fortunate.

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graham11 14

What a piece of shit! The next time he sees you and your new girlfriend will be when you are making out at the movie theater ;)

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graham11 14

*she Oops..different gender totally changes the scenario.

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deebaybeee19 6

wow. you must of meant SO much to her. fyl

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evebright 5

Have. Must HAVE meant so much. "Of" is not correct. Geez.

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cradle6 13

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

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ICATiger 13

Overcharge him for all his popcorn!!!

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flockz 19

it's already about eight dollars overprice, give or take a dollar.

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perdix 29

Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds. You still have some power. Use it.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Unless of course he works at the concession stand. In which case he'd have to settle for spitting on their food.

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ohSNAPyall 26

New boyfriend's favorite movie candy is Milk Duds. Stealthy.

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