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Bad romance? Facebook'd?
Keep the key, ruin whatever other relationship he's having.
121 Agree. If someone were doing this as an act of cowardice it wouldn't be so blunt and rude. Sounds like she did something and his response was to do it in the most disrespectful public way he could think of...Or maybe hes just a douche. We will never really know for sure...
Actually, the way the OP phrased it made me think he knew that people change their facebook status as jokes/it might look like a friend got onto his facebook and changed it (because, you know, he was too much of a PUSSY to talk to her on the phone/face-to-face) therefore, he said he wasn't kidding. Context.Context.Context.
Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better
Is it weird that I imitated the fat butcher from "wanted" while typing out this post? "here pussy pussy pussy pussy... Here pussy pussy pussy pussy..." *and then knifed op's ex-boyfriend to pieces from the back, then disappears*
Oh yeah since a certain someone is not on fml right now, I shall help him type in his usual line: "MAN CARD ******* REVOKED"
I think he wanted to avoid the whole crying part and just skip through to the "i hate you get away from me" part.
That's what she said.
OP should make a copy of the key and trash the boyz house :)
Least he didn't finish with: "... And give me back the ruby ring with the big diamond"
She deserves far worse. Has it ever occurred to you that maybe she is so abrasive that he does not want to listen to her shrill voice as she falls apart from being dumped?
What a douchebag. Tell him to man up for once and not be such a keyboard warrior. I'm sorry OP, you deserve better and will find someone better. Unless of course you did something extremely horrible to deserve what he did.
there is no excuse for that. what a pussy
Unless OP is literally a murderous psychopath with extreme anger management problems who always carries a switchblade.
Touche
87 Publicly is your best chance of surviving...If nobody else knows then she may try to keep it that way...
Makes shit official
What's the link?
Ha ha ha, Zackenberg is a freaking GENIUS.
Zuckerberg*
Who cares? ^
Looks like we have another asshole here...
Or just an idiot
All he did was tell the truth. The guy is a genius lol
Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.
Tossed? And yeah tell it like "no strings attached" is!
That is the absolute best revenge ever
Hahaha! Brilliant! Such a good comeback
Lol that is if he's still friends on facebook with her.
Keywords
Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.
Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better