By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
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kwchambers92 10

You seem like a "furry" nice lady

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RoseTintMyWorld 8

That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.

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kwchambers92 10

You seem like a "furry" nice lady

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blair_x 12

Honestly, I'm not sure how many more hair jokes I can strand. ...no? Ok, ok, I tried.

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Gringe 1

No, strangely positive goth kid of undetirmineable gender, he means furry. As in hairy... Furry also sounds vaguely like very so white jesus looking man was making a pun...

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kwchambers92 10

Strangely positive goth kid and white Jesus looking man. You sir, are a genius of potsie like proportions. I say with the utmost respect, as much as one can give through an FML anyway. Hail...me?

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kwchambers92 10

165 you're the only one who's mentioned that! Stoned Jesus

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iseyixes 18

Haha well shave them and get back to business!

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pdp_fml 21

Just let him shave your pits for you. It might be a turn on for him

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Silentstrike 11

Didi, i wish i could thumb you up... The FML team should make it so you can only thumb up mods :)

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BostonBruinsFan 8

^Do you mean Monkeys in cowboy shorts?(yes, I mean toy story)

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Solid_Hippo 4

Dosnt matter, had sex?

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ICATiger 13

There is a time and place for that pun. But not now

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

That pun is overused. I swear there is at least 1 of these on every FML in which sex is involved. The pun used to be funny but I'm starting to get sick of it.

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WordSmyth 2

I don't think that's a pun. There is no play on words, it's just a meme.

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RoseTintMyWorld 8

That would be my problem with getting frisky in the shower, I feel like I'd have to tell them to wait 10 minutes before coming in so I could have time to shave and wash my hair/body. I'd feel awkward other wise.

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DjeePee 24

It's more fun to let your partner wash your body! But yeah, if I'm planning to take a shower with my boyfriend, he has to wait ten minutes, because he doesn't want to watch me shaving.

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kwchambers92 10

Belgian and a gas mask...are you planning an attack?

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skyeyez9 24

Your pet rat is cute! I want one.

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kwchambers92 10

Want a rat? Get a Pomeranian or a chew rat

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desireev 17

I guess there isn't any modesty around my home. My man will walk in on me no matter what I'm doing! And when it comes to showering together, he doesn't care, nor do I, if I've shaved or not. I do make him scrub by back with a loofa though! :)

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ngarcia333 0

Really??? If you'll just hooked up it's comprehensible, but when you've been together for a while it shouldn't matter.

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Edwinadii 4

:( Come to Mexico, then we talk :P Op: That is a turn off...

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melbournearsenal 18

Some people find chewbecca calls quite the turn on

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FruityLoooons 8

I can't imagine that being arousing in the slightest. Amusing, but not arousing.

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coried91 28

#22 I take they were being sarcastic. If not then I believe they are the only person to actually think that

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lylotrezor 20

@22 : Sorry about your lack of imagination. :(

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ICATiger 13

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. This is chewbacca. What does cheebacca have to do with this. Nothing. This doesn't make sense. Now ask yourself does anything make sense???

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

No big deal, shave and continue. Main problem with shower sex = who gets the main shot of water. Moving positions sucks but if you don't you get cold. Just a bad scene sometimes.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

If it's hotter water it just makes it worst for the one not in the water because you feel the "water breeze" and the couple splashes of hot water you could be feeling but instead you're cold and still wet.

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