By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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LexSwift 17

He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)

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thisisafunnyname 12

You're killing him not so softly with your love.

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K_kanaka 26

Hmmmmm I wonder how well it's gonna go when they have sex for the first time?

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HahaHokayThen 10

It's one of those moments that you're gonna laugh about when you grow older (:

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doctorwhogirl 0

well if he is the one then this wil just be a funny story to tell people

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baconftw 9

His first kiss was too much for him I guess. I wonder what will happen before he's about to lose his virginty?

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Nxty 2

Love hurts (love hurts), love marks (love marks), love wounds (love wounds), love scars!! :D

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n_epic_fail 14

Hopefully he suffered short term amnesia, in the meantime you can salvage your dignity.

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periwinkle95 10

1- Every single time I see your profile picture I laugh lol

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MrShizzBear 0

He was just trying to fall into your arms :D

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Metal_Chick 15

86- that song always reminds me of that 70's show!

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Nxty 2

125, Lmao!! That's where I know it from!!

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godisnowhere41 5

Not the best best omen... good luck with your relationship.

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chocol8m 6

Messed up first kisses are special. You remember them more (: if you can after hitting your head though...

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KatherineAnne 7

Yeah you will always remember the first kiss it's that much better if its funny you will remember it better. My first kiss with my current boy was epic :)

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hm. I don't remember my first kiss at all. I remember who it was with, but I have no recollection of any other details. I don't find the chronology of events to be as important as their significance or the feelings they elicited. I think OP should either embrace this as a memorable, funny situation, or just blow it off and focus her memories on her best kiss instead of her first.

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RivercrestColts 0

My first kiss was at my exes grandmas house on the swing OP will probably remember hers as a funny storie for her children when she grows older

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

You should let your cat write your comments next time.

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Eh, no severe injuries.

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borkchop1992 15

Except for your face ohh...that was bad. *looks at wall in dissapointment*

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Hangmansgoose 3

Just be happy that you're in a relationship (:

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Looks like you knocked him right off his feet.

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TPSerigne 9

OP forgot to catch him when he fell for her.

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BeccaHugs 17

Can you people please stop with stupid, unnessisary comments like this please? Theyre annoying af.

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