By brannonjames - 10/05/2012 22:20 - United States

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
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countrygirl3250 16

and that's when you should have said; "and this is why you're on your third husband" regardless if she really is or not!

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MetalxSoldier 26

And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Is your aunt some sort of sex changing shapeshifter by any chance?

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Dafuq? I'm so confused...

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digitaljunky 5

lol yeah your def not getting a girl with your aunt around!!

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

I knew I wasn't the only one who had caught that!

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TurnpikeTwister 0

Whatever, OP got aunt-pwned; he better watch his back, but well-played Aunt Flo!

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ss_20_xx 14

Yeah I think he definitely knows that and won't use his aunt as a wingwoman or something.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

6- You're "def" not getting a girlfriend (or boyfriend) by using a diminutive for definitely. It's not that hard to spell out. Plus, I'm sure he was just hanging out with his aunt for one day. I doubt he does it on a regular basis.

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yahoowizard 16

Although I feel that the grandma could transition in such a way to get OP the girl with her epicness, that is, if she wanted to.

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simonsaysYDI 8

35 - Actually, considering the younger crowd these days, he's probably better off writing in that way. Cuz dey all type lyk dis ya no????

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Drigr 9

I always thought aunt flo was a euphamism (sp?) for being on your period...

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doubleea 3

52) There are too many vowels in your last sentence..

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LookOnBrightSide 12

52-I'm 16. I am the 1% when it comes to grammar as far as the Internet goes.

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Boomshadow 3

Depends on the aunt. Maybe some aunts are good wingmen.

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Chaosaiyan 6

Don't flatter yourself kid. You get confused. Nobody is the 1% of anything. So stop being a pretentious idiot and gain some modesty. And I do realise this is late.

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MetalxSoldier 26

And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.

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ladyLALAA 28

I especially agree with not dating your aunt. Just putting it out there OP; 1) I think that may be illegal 2) Think of the children, won't somebody PLEASE think of the children 3) That's plain ****** up.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

OP can marry his aunt, as long as she isn't gay.

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shanemaximo 7

That's when you look at all the people who are surely now staring and loudly exclaim, "It's alright, the doctors said these outburst are a result of her late midlife crisis. Turning 55 is a bitch."

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Dafuq I'm so confused...

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ladyLALAA 28

It's ok Snooki, we don't expect much more!

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Oh I get it now haha. I used my cuca instead of my brain this time. The aunt made a point that bitches be stealin money from boyfriends.

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Gtaylorfication 0

Yupp spot on you got it!

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KriiFahMoro 9

Couldn't have explained it better myself

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KriiFahMoro 9

Why are you sorry? Are you the OP's Aunt? If not, than please place foot in mouth.

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daringtoride 27

Cold; I can't tell if your aunt was really trying to be mean, or make an funny (non-mean) joke. Sorry OP! Here, have a heart: Edit: Oops, can't add hearts. Sorry! Have an air heart then.

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daringtoride 27

LOL oops. This what happens when you mess up your sleeping schedule, thus sleeping all day and up at the wee hours of the night (even now it's 5:51am, and I have yet to sleep.) Too lazy to edit it again!

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countrygirl3250 16

and that's when you should have said; "and this is why you're on your third husband" regardless if she really is or not!

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