By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
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DocBastard 38

1 in 5 relationships start online these days. Unfortunately, 95% of these "relationships" can legally be called stalkings. Have fun!

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DocBastard 38

Baustigt, I understand what you mean. Now be quiet and get back under my bed. No one gave you permission to come out.

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ColdplaySucks 18

Your mother signed you up for a dating site? Yep, you reached an all time low.

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Skittlepickle 13

Nobody said you couldn't deactivate it!

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evilplatypus 38

28 - Who said OP didn't want it? I think the real FML here is not the site itself but the pathetic love life.

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ilovesuju 10

OP your mom was just trying to help you.

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pavlovaaLOVE 7

Sooo invasive. That would piss me off. Love life is too personal to get others involved in. Fyl OP

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mfred0322 2

Did she use your credit card or bank card to do it?

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DocBastard 38

1 in 5 relationships start online these days. Unfortunately, 95% of these "relationships" can legally be called stalkings. Have fun!

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ShyAnn29 14

9, it's a dislocated prosthetic hip

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IIFenix 3

Your right doc a lot if relationships do start online that's how I met my girlfriend and we have been together for 5 years now. :)

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DocBastard 38

Baustigt, I understand what you mean. Now be quiet and get back under my bed. No one gave you permission to come out.

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Calyx_fml 21

I met my wife of seven years online. It worked out great for us!

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DocBastard 38

Calyx - My brother met his ex-wife online. My sister met her ex-husband online. I'm sensing a trend here...

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boofgall 16

5- Well, I know what I'm having for breakfast now. Thanks!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

5- watch out for the morbidly obese woman with the cart. She's gonna steal you from someone. Then she's gonna stab her husband for trying to grab you.

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smydiwannafthata 5

Then she will hate the girl you bring home.

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tony1891 22

I hate it when family gets involved in your love life. I feel your pain. my old man once tried hooking me up with a schizo. thanks pops

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emba_fml 13

schizophrenics are just regular people with an illness, and if they take medication they're fine /:

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kandi_kid69 15

18- "They're fine" Not really. Even if a person with schizophrenia took medication they can still have symptoms or the medication may not work and that won't help anything. I've known someone with the illness and she still had her symptoms. Anyway, OP, sorry that your mom signed you up to a dating site. Maybe get out and meet new people if you haven't tried that yet. :)

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Mommyof2_91 10

Regular people with an illness that makes them paranoid, irrational and hallucinate.. even on meds. That's how they were with my experience at least. It's very hard to be in a relationship with one.

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emba_fml 13

yes, i do. a friend of mine has it, and he's still a great person.

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Schizomaniac 24

I take offense to this.

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unknown_user5566 26

52- No one said being Schizophrenic makes them a bad person. They were stating that, medically, it is very, very rare for a person with Schizophrenia to make a recovery. I work as a 504 Coordinator and one of my students is severely Schizophrenic- he's not "fine", but he is a sweet kid.

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Tempest559 12

Your old man would be your boyfriend or husband not your dad.

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Keevarou 17

I know how that is, except that my mom did not sign me up for a dating site, she just introduced me to some girls >.> But the really good news is that she cares about you:) The bad news is that she did not take your self esteem or such into consideration. But grab the chance while you still have it :)

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slick5880 22

Sex, dinner, and a balloon all in one date? Score!

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xxmel 6

Or maybe mommy just really wants grandkids !

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