Cockblocked
By bummerdood - 26/08/2012 04:15 - United States - Wichita
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maybe the sound of the kids was a turnoff?
how does a bus go to the drive-in? they'd all have to get out to be able to see? unless they brought chairs or something but that's a bit weird...hmmm
Maybe the bus parked sideways and said "**** you" to all the kids sitting on the far side?
haha maybe I thought about that but its still a pretty dumb thing to do lol
I've been to a drive in theater. I'm still wondering how the kids can see and hear the movie from a bus in the first place. Usually you have to tune the radio to a certain station, and (school) buses don't have radios. Also, the bus would have to be really tall to see the screen. The only way I could see this working is the bus parking side ways and the kids all sit to one side. So the OP got **** blocked by kids who can't enjoy the movie anyway.
uh, I'm pretty sure most buses nowadays have radios. otherwise, how else do I end up involuntarily listening to Justin Bieber every morning?
Not only the sight, but noise from the kids would have been anti-romantic at the least
A blanket is a must in the back of all cars.
Are you sure NO ONE wants to see it?
Sure, no one wants to see a bus full of kids but who has a blanket big enough to block them all?
Every drive-in that I've been to has shown two movies- the first is usually a kids' movie, then the more mature/PG-13+ rated one so that parents can take their kids and they usually end up falling asleep before the second movie starts!
Sexual education time, kids!
They gotta learn some time
Don't forget the condom!!!
Still better than teaching abstinence.
42) ...why? "Don't have sex or you WILL get pregnant, and die."
65 is right. Abstinence takes self control. Birth control of any type only takes common sense. Neither are foolproof, but we have more kids now with common sense than self control. Not that there's much of either now-a-days anyways...
65- I'm not saying we shouldn't be taught to use condoms and birth control (I say we because I'm a teenager too). I'm just saying that teenagers should be taught the consequences of sex, which can happen even when using methods of protection. Abstinence is the only 100% safe method and I just think teens need to know that. There always will be those who ****, but If they learn what bad things can happen because of it, maybe they wouldn't be so eager to.
There are billions of Christians who would disagree about abstinence being 100% safe.
This is when tinted windows would really come in handy.
Maybe soundproof doors as well.
Yep, nothing kills the mood like a bus full of consequences, I mean kids, pulling up next to you.
I could tell you were 14 before I clicked on your profile.
26- Considering you have a one year old son and 14, I'd say you didn't pay attention in sex ed yourself. On another note: Why the Hell are 13 year olds having sex?
^ Because my generation is messed up. I apologise for what the majority of kids have done to humanity.
70 - even I gave up on our generation... And I've been trying to pull our name out of the dogshit since I joined this site...
88: your attempts at rescuing our generation are being ruined by horrible grammar and YOLO. We cannot win. Any attempts are futile.
^ I'm 13. My childhood is currently being filled with Disney, video games, sports, cartoons, memes, and lots of epic(and some geeky) things. Seriously, to all kids my age, how about spending your childhood right? Once you get older, you're going to regret losing your virginity so young.
Keep it in the bedroom, please!
I think you've already got it down. ^
Sex works quite well in places other than the bedroom!
8-where's your sense of adventure. Sex everywhere is fun. But you look real young so scratch that comment. 16- foundation isn't going to help. A sandblaster might.
28 - your so bad Muriel...
34. You are going to make some man very happy. And that man is going to be your divorce lawyer when he hands you your bill!
If nobody wants to see sex, then why is the **** industry so popular?
34- Sex in public where you can easily be spotted is part of the adventure. It's supposed to be a thrill knowing you might be caught. It's also kind of sexy to think you might have an audience.
16- I don't really use foundation, just very very light bebe cream. Thanks for your kind words. 28- How old do I look? You'll probably never guess it right!
But there is nothing like an early morning shag on the beach.
Agreed sex is better in cars. That's why you keep supplies in the glove box and a blanket for keeping warm of course ;) in the boot oh yeah and you drive a boxy station wagon with Plenty of room
....so don't get it on at a movie? Wait until your parents are out, find a party, an abandoned lot, etc... Seriously, if you have to do that shit at a movie, drive in or not, odds are you're not ready for whatever you had planned.
Did you read your comment or the FML at all? It's a drive in movie, not a theatre movie.
I'm actually pretty sure I was conceived at a drive-in movie. I wonder if in some twisted way that's why I have always enjoyed the drive-in?
18 - Did you read your comment or his comment at all? He said 'drive in or not'.
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Use a blanket. No one wants to see that shit anyways.
Park somewhere else?