Did they get it and not like it, or did they just not get it?

Yes.

What don't women understand about being lesbian, to a guy, is almost, if not more, attractive than a heterosexual girl.

All the way up until the point where you want a real romantic relationship AND (or) bang the living shit out of her. Then being a lesbian makes a guy wanna swallow the barrel of his .45

Yeah, I don't get it either, sorry. But I still downvote just because I don't understand a joke/reference

You seem to have an overload of commas, mister.

Oh no, Perdix has fallen.

#31, people from Beirut are Lebanese. Sounds like. . .

I don't know about where you live, but where I live lesbians are not attractive. I mean there are SOME. But they're hard to come by. Most lesbians around here feel the need to dress and act like a man. And not a gentleman at that. They're mostly butch lesbians with mullets. The "hot and sexy" ones are mostly just in men's ****.

Are those the people you *call* lesbians, or people who have actually told you they're lesbians?

I would have told her to eat my mangina. Lol

Well since its to butch girls holding hand who just kissed moments before. I think it's safe to assume they're lesbians.

Im from beirut.. So ur saying lebanese ppl are gay? Or have suddenly became gay?

67: The joke is that Perdix was pretending not to know what a lesbian is, and assumed that the OP just misspelled Lebanese.

22- No, it's really not attractive. I support the lgbt community whole heartily, but there is nothing more sexually crippling than a lesbian to me. Why should I was my efforts getting hot and bothered over something that's never gonna happen?

He should of said how is Lesbos not Beirut as the alternative definition of lesbian is someone from the isle of Lesbos meaning they can be both a lesbian and like men.

71: That's true, but I don't most people remember than Lesbians were named after an island. That joke might fly a little higher with classics majors, though.

Me: Im Lebanese. Others: Youre a lesbian!? Its a Lebanese problem

71 - Lisbon would also work. I believe it's the capital of Portugal.

She could just have said no. I always prefer getting told things like this directly rather than when the other person makes stupid excuses

What if she's actually a lesbian now? It can happen!

Ask her to kiss a girl. Then ask if you can watch.

@6 - It's not a stupid excuse, she's not actually a lesbian and just wanted to be a bitch to the OP. I mean, I agree with what you say, having had more than my share of getting lead around, but that's not the situation here.

Just shut up

Ask if she's into fisting... Then POW right in the kisser

Is it weird that I read your comment in Jeremy Clarkson's voice?

Or tell her you can tuck your nuts when you guys make out........

*you *should. Any one else want to take a whack at it?

I'm*? :D

Probably be a good relationship as it's usually a mutual thing to date...

Bad day, Predix?

Not sure if misspell or troll

#37, not really. I like to try to be creative and toss out comments without considering their potential popularity. If I always got thumbs up, it would mean that I found a formula to get positive feedback and I was just turning the crank.