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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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sikkpsychodoll 3

Friday 5 October 2012 9:11

U shud have replied "greaaatt, im having my sex changed" lol

c2keeme 7

Friday 5 October 2012 9:06

How rude of her. You're better off without her OP.

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Vidrill 22

Friday 5 October 2012 13:46

I don't see why girls are sometimes so mean about things, she could have just thanked you for the compliment and said she is not interested.

XShadow1995X 0

Friday 5 October 2012 14:08

That's really f'ed up dude forget her

kaitie311 1

Friday 5 October 2012 14:26

That's harsh! You deserve better then that anyways!! Forget her! They're not all like that I promise!!

Austyn57 1

Friday 5 October 2012 14:53

what a biotch u didnt derseve that bro ham

Arcangel196 0

Friday 5 October 2012 15:25

Damn you ugly boy haha

iloveshannon15 6

Friday 5 October 2012 15:36

Maybe she actually meant it , like she suddenly realized she was a lesbian. You all are calling her a bitch when in fact she could have been stating a valid point. Good guys are stupid.

BigSexy123 11

Friday 5 October 2012 17:37

I think you're even stupider.

Bekll 31

Friday 5 October 2012 17:50

To say "suddenly" means she doesn't understand lesbians and she was just making an excuse.

candacekmp 14

Friday 5 October 2012 16:09

You should have said well that would explain the bitchieness maybe you need some dick to calm you down!

Sitaaboo 6

Friday 5 October 2012 19:07

Ahha I've use that before!! Lol sorry you didn't cut it (: fyl.

fatlemonjefferso 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:53

And you're an idiot! Just say No Thank you.

HOPPE612 5

Friday 5 October 2012 19:59

You mad ha ha jk she a B****

Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Friday 5 October 2012 21:15

She'll regret that shit when your famous bro!

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Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML

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