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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By thefmlman2011 - 02/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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sikkpsychodoll 3

Friday 5 October 2012 9:11

U shud have replied "greaaatt, im having my sex changed" lol

c2keeme 7

Friday 5 October 2012 9:06

How rude of her. You're better off without her OP.

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CuriousAlien 7

Friday 5 October 2012 22:06

Aww sorry OP, she's obviously not the one for you. Aaaaaaah!!!! This is my first FML comment!!!!

ChaoSKinG86 7

Friday 5 October 2012 22:22

She's superficial and conceited not worth your time better to learn now than a couple years of dating

wellthatsukx 0

Friday 5 October 2012 23:00

Cut her brake line. I'm just kidding. Seriously though, do something mean.

KJ21_fml 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 0:42

I got the same reply

AZbeastboSS 2

Saturday 6 October 2012 1:23

Its going around

Metallica36176 16

Saturday 6 October 2012 1:58

People are assholes. Forget her and try again. She'll get hers. :)

citawita 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 2:37

Um...maybe some of us ARE actually lesbians. I tell it to guys that ask me out, and I'm telling the truth.

Metallica36176 16

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:01

"Suddenly". Instead of saying "No thanks." she said that. She was being a bitch.

Xx_Benny73_xX 12

Saturday 6 October 2012 2:58

That's not even possible because you can't "suddenly become a lesbian". I'm pretty sure she that as an excuse to say no to you. But girls like that aren't worth the time.

shawnwahs 7

Saturday 6 October 2012 4:31

Burn....ouch!

internetqueen 1

Saturday 6 October 2012 4:56

"How rude!"

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

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Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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