Jealousy and Love: Assumptions

Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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You deserved it 54 387

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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SnowWitney 17

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:28

Even if she was seeing your boyfriend, it doesn't give you the right to attack her, psycho.

candleandflame 19

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:29

She could have been a relative. Always better to get the full story.

Comments

truesarrif 33

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:28

Bet your face was red. maybe hers too?

Askzombie 14

Sunday 15 September 2013 10:04

Perhaps op was the blackmailing girlfriend of the previous post

Keriu 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 11:13

Well at least he didn't try to blackmail you with naked pics of her! :) cause.. Y'know.. Doesn't mean he cheated on her. lol

SnowWitney 17

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:28

Even if she was seeing your boyfriend, it doesn't give you the right to attack her, psycho.

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:41

Agreed. Though OP completely deserved it for jumping to conclusions so quickly, at least her actual boyfriend isn't cheating on her.

wonderfulrosie 13

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:15

Ugh, dumb girls like OP give the rest of us a bad name. Even if your boyfriend was cheating, why the hell would you get mad at the other women? 9 times out of 10 they are just as clueless as you that there is someone else. OP definitely deserved this one for jumping to conclusion and acting like a psycho. Case closed, bring out the dancing lobsters.

pinkshirtbadman 15

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:52

And even if it was the boyfriend's apartment, the first assumption shouldn't be "cheating". She could be a platonic friend, coworker, classmate, sister, cousin, random chick buying drugs from him off of Craigslist, or a girl looking for her boyfriend in the wrong apartment.

candleandflame 19

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:29

She could have been a relative. Always better to get the full story.

Norvi 26

Sunday 15 September 2013 10:20

She could also have been a friend. Or is OP's bf not allowed to have those?

hannaaaahr 33

Sunday 15 September 2013 10:59

Of course not 23! Once you have a girlfriend you're supposed to be cut off from the world and especially from all the girls. Because obviously all girls that have contact with your BF are out to get him. Seriously OP, calm down and get the full story next time, you deserve it.

ArtinHopar 16

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:29

You have to be sure before you throw a tantrum.

Trinidad727 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:29

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doit4ah15 10

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:30

I feel bad for that guy

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:01

It's gonna be a rough week, with a pissed off, bruised up neighbor next door and psychotic OP for a girlfriend. The poor guy would be better off running away and changing his phone number.

leena24 11

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:31

Jump the gun much?

tommylover842 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:32

Someone doesn't trust her boyfriend very much...

WingedApollo 12

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:34

Better than the Mayweather fight I bet

CrissyyyS2 22

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:34

Betcha feel pretty stupid now. Even if you saw the girl walking out, you shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Could have been a Aunt, Cousin or even sister?