By gerontofuck - 15/04/2014 21:55 - Canada - Red Deer

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Today, I realized that the only woman who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML
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PAsurvivor 15

#1 is right for sure, better her than nobody :)

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Quackadoodledoo 13

If it was between a 70 year old or nobody, I'd take nobody. Maybe my standards are just too high.

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blancoing 14

or maybe you are scared and don't think you can handle it

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MortenM 17

Yea. Just close your eyes and imagine she is her 7 years younger sister.

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crazypplun1te 4

Well look on the bright side...at least she is female.

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euphoricness 28

Yah her boobs are freaking huge

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RedPillSucks 31

Just think Lena Horne or Raquelle Welsh

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Steve95401 49

Most 70 year olds haven't had that much work done and, obviously, aren't going to look as good as Ms. Welch or Horne.

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blueboy154 12

Atleast there is SOMEONE who meets u.

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Welshite 39

Hey, she'll have plenty of experience! Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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cakefete2 30

Agreed. Just wait till she removes her teeth, then the party really starts.

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zandalee 19

How old is Tina Turner?? She has a new younger lover all of the time... Mind you, she is simply the best!

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crazytwinsmom 25

@6 just be gentle, she's more fragile at that age.

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AnOriginalName 19

MILF! Or.... GILF, probably?

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zaise_chsa 19

Probably GGILF: Great Grandma I'd Like to F*ck

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Pancakes017 19

Does she wear animal print? Because I'm sensing a cougar...

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jimmy_poison 19

At that age, I would suggest she's a sabertooth!

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iOceanus 18

I think it's called a dragon, but don't quote me on that.

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pam241 15

could have been your 70 year-old male neighbor

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feven 32

And rape is just a name. Depending on how old OP is.

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TheAbstract 15

Age is just a number. Tap that ass WITH CONSENT TO DO SO.

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thaliah 15

64 knows what I'm talking about! Haha.

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slyde32 12

they're also in their forties when considered "hot" not nearing 80

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phatdaddy62 23

And 60, exactly what do you know about it?

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