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She could of inherited barely any of her mothers genetics, you do realize people are not always a perfect mix of their parents. Some children just take after their fathers. In this situation it might be fair to think that's what happened.
Wow, that one really flew over your head, didn't it?
Not A-cups
Well I mean it didn't go over my head but it just is not a very witty or appealing comeback to me. Genetics has never been an easy thing to make jokes about, unless you are into the study of them. Even more so it's not a witty comment if you know how they work with dominant genes and such. I am all one for a good joke if it makes sense.
I mean you are not really being a smartass if the joke actually doesn't make sense the majority of the time now are you?
You are just taking the remark too literally #46.
Notice how I have never attacked your life or any of your attributes. I am glad to see you can't have a debate over our different senses of humor. Thank your for amusing me by saying my life sucks though. It is indeed very good. I just have a higher level of humor then you. I like witty intellectual jokes that make sense. Not the stupid fart humor and senseless humor you seem to think is funny.
Ironic you're looking for witty intellectual jokes on a site called f*** my life just saying.
Is it just me, or does it seem like #52 just called us all stupid?
Supercilious pseudo-intellectualism ftw! Now everyone sip their scotch and brood over the pedestrian humor of all of the lowly plebians who enjoy lowbrow humor. Douche
isn't that the point of humor? you're saying his sense of humor sucks because he doesn't think that the joke that you said wasn't funny was funny.
I know, right? What a mean mother. She deserved a snarky comeback for that. "I'm asking about me, mom. Not you!" Hah. Take that, menopausal mama.
#38 let's say the mother has pretty much all autosomal traits which are dominant, is the joke stupid now? What if the mother has autosomal recessive traits and OP is the 4th child, then does this make more sense to you? Not that it really matters. You don't know OP so you can't possibly know if this joke "makes sense" or not. Point is it's funny, still a good comeback and NOT ALL JOKES need to be based on pure fact! Since when are genetics hard to joke about? You're on the wrong site buddy.
No I'm not, I just occasionally love rustling some jimmies. I am the worst person to talk to about intelligent humor, I constantly make the shitty situation jokes. Thank you all for appeasing my Jimmie rustling. I will not apologize, happy. 4/20
By the way it's "than"
Fitforfun, half of your genes come from your mother, regardless of your phenotypes.
Don't worry, she at least got the boob part wrong. Guys love all boobs!
Some guys like that. I like a girl who isn't packing a lot in the chest!
21 - So... Are you one of those creepy guys posing as a 13 year old girl on the internet then?
23, are you one of those people that don't believe homosexuals exist?
But I though homosexuals where just a myth.
27 - The way it was worded led me to believe that the poster was a "guy" herself. Generally when someone says "some guys like it, but I like ___" they are a guy. If it had said some "people" like it, but I don't, I would have thought she were female. Plus, the thread is specifically talking about MALES liking boobs.
@21 I'm bisexual for your info
Except on other guys, at least most of the time right?
Mom's always know best and have your back
You mean like the mothers of puppies? They're total bitches.
why is it that no one on this site can understand the concept of sarcasm??! I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty confident in saying that #3 was making a joke
Actually, when I was younger I had depression. My mum told me to "toughen up, you little ****."
That's messed up that your own mom says things like that.
I agree.. My mom was my biggest bully growing up. I can relate to this
Me too. That is why my life's work is being the best most loving mum I can be.
But being supportive is not about just complimenting your child on everything blindly... It would be like telling the kid they can draw, sing, dance or whatever well when they can't... it'll just have the opposite effect when they step outside and find out the hard way that they suck (or are, at most, completely average) at something they were always proud of because mommy said they were good at it. Though I agree that there are good and bad ways to tell people they're lacking something, and mom could have worded it better. But even that depends on how OP actually asked her... if OP went to her mom whining, and if it wasn't the first time, I could understand why her mom got annoyed and ended up answering like that.
It's OK; Keep in mind that half of your genes came from her.
Then she should look at herself in the mirror since she made you.
She didn't do it all on her own though
That's true, but she wasn't being very supportive, so the mom deserves to be called ugly since that's what she pretty much called her daughter.
That's a hard thing to do when your confidence gets wounded, especially when it's hurt by your own mother... Still, that is good advice.
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Which you then thanked your mother for inheriting her "superior genetics."
Don't worry, she at least got the boob part wrong. Guys love all boobs!